Drunky Bakey Quotes

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"When college hits, liquors half my daily calories"
-person at ASU

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"When I was younger I thought you had to get a prescription for a cane"

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"What if liquor started out tasting good and as you start getting too drunk it got worse so then you knew when to stop?"

[Dewey @Duwenhoegger41]

College is the best time you meet great people that actually care about you🙏🏽

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@Duwenhoegger41 too bad yo ass in hicktown and not drinkin with us at ASU 😈

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Girl: 9:00am : "you still drunk dude?" "Na I'm still drinkin"

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While on a plane*
"Bro lets just go over the thunderstorm"

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"What if dick was based off weight not size?" -Canned -AE

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"Bro getting baked and driving is like going back to the permit days" -AE

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When you're baked on July 4th and fireworks just start

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"If getting drunk once would be your so called 'normal/sober' would u still get canned?" -AE: AZ

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@EllieZakheim for beer 🍻

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Friends: bro lets go Me: I need to take a pull quick Friends: dude you can drink while you drive -MG

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"Got so canned that me and my buddies went up on my roof for the first time and laid there, rolled over on our sides and rocked a fat piss"

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"Apple sauce is just the all the excess leftover stuff from when they make apple juice"

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"I wonder how many stories people have told me without telling me that they were drunky or bakey"

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"When you see a D.A.R.E. officer while on a booze cruise with your best buddy"

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"If today is thanksgiving, doesn't that mean that we won't be thankful tomorrow because we are 'giving' it all away today?"