orhan erkut

[orhan erkut @drunkyturkey]

England still in the World Cup but Saints out of the EFL final? How is that fair?

[orhan erkut @drunkyturkey]

@AntoninKinsky unlucky tonight. Rough start. Chin up and get back to the training ground in the morning.

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@JamesPGoddard90 The kid is clearly suffering from mental health issues - no one in any right mind would indescriminantly kill random kids - and his life is well and truly over.

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@footballfights Hit her foot - all fine as she was playing the ball to the last second. If you watch her, she looks up, hesitates, picks the spot, hooter and then adjusted her stance / hands. Strikes the ball. Intentional.

[orhan erkut @drunkyturkey]

@CansAndBansV11 *smashed keebab

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@gunsnrosesgirl3 I can’t even build an ikea wardrobe

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Pubs on main roads are not playgrounds - so take your fucking kids to the park instead of making them scream when you violently grab their arm as they are running out the door into oncoming traffic

[orhan erkut @drunkyturkey]

@footballfights 🤣🤣🤣🤣👏👏👏

[orhan erkut @drunkyturkey]

@MattWallace888 They are almost all wearing orange shoes?

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Nothing puts a smile on my face more than a hipster asking what gluten free beer range a pub has, as some sort of anti wheat crusader and then his face when it’s £7.65 a pint - maybe there is a God?

[orhan erkut @drunkyturkey]

@BukayoSaka87 so proud of you - takes balls and you showed them.

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@GarethSouthgate well done - handled all of this animosity with such dignity. Top work - good luck against the Dutch !

[orhan erkut @drunkyturkey]

My Top 10 Cities by Country Visited:-

1) Tokyo, Japan
2) Venice, Italy
3) Beijing, China
4) Istanbul, Turkey
5) Noumea, New Caledonia
6) Berlin, Germany
7) Naoussa, Greece
8) Trinidad, Cuba
9) Vienna, Austria
10) Cesky Krumlov, Czech Republic

[orhan erkut @drunkyturkey]

After very careful consideration and many drunken delights. I conclude that the best Vodka Martini in London is Scott’s Richmond

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Here are my top 10 World Cup icons - which would you pick? https://t.co/vUf8VQOA0b #bbcrugby

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@Prowsey16 I am a life long Saints fan and just wanted to say I am so happy for settling in at Westham. I hope you have a great season.

[orhan erkut @drunkyturkey]

@TheFootbaIlHub 🤣 @SGREEN1980

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@RealRazor @WeAreTransform_ Tres Bon!

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@JeremyClarkson “you should learn to spell” ahahahaha!!! Spat my lunch onto my laptop 🤣🤣🤣🤣

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@JohnParrottSpor @BBCSnooker Please can someone have a word with John. He is killing @markwil147 with his commentators curse !!!!