Dave🇷🇺🧌🤖 (not that Dave)

Your non-sassy gay best friend. Longlisted for the one real libertarian. Professor of the current thing at Twitter University.

[Dave🇷🇺🧌🤖 (not that Dave) @drwhom]

I did this a while ago. Variations keep coming back to me in my social-media feed.

[Dave🇷🇺🧌🤖 (not that Dave) @drwhom]

@TheCatsX They were low on parts at the cat factory that day.

[Dave🇷🇺🧌🤖 (not that Dave) @drwhom]

We’ve switched talking points on whether the express language of the Constitution matters.

[Dave🇷🇺🧌🤖 (not that Dave) @drwhom]

@catsareblessing I’ve found Walter’s retirement job.

[Dave🇷🇺🧌🤖 (not that Dave) @drwhom]

@Ben_Westen How long is your lease?

[Dave🇷🇺🧌🤖 (not that Dave) @drwhom]

@cafreiman My favorite Bible verse is “And a new commandment I give unto you, that ye shall seize the means of production.”

[Dave🇷🇺🧌🤖 (not that Dave) @drwhom]

@Runner_Run1

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@Gnome4308 She’d probably also have said something about how your kids might have two dolls instead of thirty.

[Dave🇷🇺🧌🤖 (not that Dave) @drwhom]

@JohnFromCranber No.

[Dave🇷🇺🧌🤖 (not that Dave) @drwhom]

@Ben_Westen Same.

[Dave🇷🇺🧌🤖 (not that Dave) @drwhom]

@deaflibertarian A cookout during the day and a party in the evening.

[Dave🇷🇺🧌🤖 (not that Dave) @drwhom]

Unfettered capitalism is when government intervention has a consequence that I don’t like.

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@Midwesthomo77 When you point that out, they do an about face and say that wild animals aren’t a guide to human morality.

[Dave🇷🇺🧌🤖 (not that Dave) @drwhom]

Seized from my FB feed for redistribution to the masses. Happy Caturday.

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@RespectfulMemes Thank goodness they came up with a completely different title for the movie version.

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@AmericanVsGov If only one life is saved, it will all have been worth it.