Fast Eddie McClintock

padding stats and running up the score #44-16

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@_learnskills This is so fucking stupid

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@heywildrich Margin of safety

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@LouStagner

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@PardonMyTake

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Did I just watch Kurt angle do the Steve Austin beer truck move with milk

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@PucksUps @justwinbaby26 @_willcompton ultimate power move

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nextdoor is WILD

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@maxhoma23 Then teamwork

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@BravesOnBally

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I know you said no questions, but I have an early dinner that I need to get to…with the chief of police

[Blooper @BlooperBraves]

King George. WACK
His Parliament. WACK
His taxes on tea. WACK
Me? I’m tight as Bloop.

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@ClueHeywood Ribbon of darkness and El Paso take the gold and silver with big iron finishing a close third

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“Another day, another K” - Vinnie the Gooch from Backyard Baseball 2001 & also a person making $365k a year

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Bazzi looks like Jon rham

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Venus just doesn’t appreciate the classics

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How quickly we forget the allegations brought by Microsoft against Gilbert arenas in 2007

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Wild things and inception basically have the same plot

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Spoiler alert cnbc, grandmas pension with the teachers union isn’t and can’t be used on naked shorts of amc and gme

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best Tom Hanks movies are road to perdition and sully in that order