dryads

✨no✨

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Longing is a cornerstone of queer culture. I will not elaborate. Thank you, have a great day.

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Ur in their DM's
I'm the muse for their shitposts
We r not the same 💅

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Random bullshit cup, but it has a lid.

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Y'all ever get mugs that are too cute to drink out of so you just use them as mini junk drawers around your space.....?

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Hair clip tea saucer.

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Every once in a while I'm overcome with the great urge to listen to Sufjan Stevens' Carrie and Lowell... To cry mostly.

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My toxic trait? I can't shut cabinets or drawers after I open them.

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Herbal tea is how I trick myself into staying hydrated.

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@AnsleyLC Love me some batman content. 💗

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Since no one else is willing to say it, I will. Tater tots are just potato croutons.

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Things that haunt me: John Voight's accent in Anaconda

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My favorite threat used to be "I'm gonna spit in their milk"
It has evolved to "I'm gonna throw cat shit at them"
✨G R O W T H✨

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@AnsleyLC Come to my store where we have cases of oatmilk not even in the fridge yet, and regularly have red velvet expire.

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Me as a child: I wanna live in a playhouse.
Me as an adult: I WANNA LIVE IN A PLAYHOUSE

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I picked up a bike today bc I wanna get back into riding.
I shit you not I went 4 blocks (in ks wind) and my legs were like "tf u trynna kill us for"
BECAUSE I HAVE A NEED FOR ROCK LEGS.

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Why does "lower sugar" mean a sugar substitute and not just... Idk lower sugar?

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Whenever someone (or myself) asks the time I look at my wrist as if I have a watch.
I've never owned a watch in my life.
Idk where this comes from.

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By someone I mean myself.

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Might fuck around and make someone cry.