DeSean Bishop on Tennessee launching a Heisman campaign for him: "Praise Christ, man. He gets the glory. ... not bad for a walk-on. ... It's a team award. I believe I'm just as good as those guys up front. Those guys out wide, too."
Josh Heupel on Vols DL Tyree Weathersby's season-ending injury: I hate it for Tyree. He was playing his best football. I know he'll bounce back from it.
These people are in delusional denial about Neyland Stadium. Been going there my whole life. Absolutely not piped in noise. That place is violently nuclear on 3rd down every time because we have the perfect stadium architecture. That’s the secret
Turns out that the Starlink software, built for managing the movement of vast amounts of data through space and to the ground, is also very well suited to training super intelligence
🚨 A hacker group announced at 3:00 AM: "We have locked all Starlink ground stations worldwide. Pay $500 million in Bitcoin, or the world goes offline!"
🚀 Elon Musk replied at 3:01 AM: "Check your firmware. While you were writing that ransom note, Neural-Auto-Patch released a micro-update that routed your entire operation through a dead-end satellite in deep orbit. Thanks for testing our hotfix."
Kentucky committing a penalty which caused Neyland to turn into a madhouse followed by Arion Carter knowing the exact play call was an incredible moment