My first tweet was July 4th, 2013. That's 13 years on Twitter/X, and I'm not stopping.
I used to keep up a timeline of old tweets & memes that I liked to revisit. X removed that feature and replaced it with Highlights. I finally got around to adding the old tweets there, enjoy:
https://t.co/g7BT4KLqPW
AND YES I KNOW THE BUTCH STUFF IS CRINGE
Dylan Seward, the consensus No. 1 prospect in 2027, has signed with Tennessee.
The switch-hitting shortstop from California could go No. 1 in the MLB Draft in July.
BREAKING: Kamario Taylor is finalizing a $7.5M deal to return to Mississippi State in 2027, making him college football's highest-paid QB, @PeteNakos and @Clowfb report.
With incentives, the deal could potentially climb above $9 million.
https://t.co/LnYzUBfCLY
NEW: Memphis head coach Charles Huff on coaches recruiting against him:
"Every time a coach says, 'Coach Huff ain’t going to be there,' it actually works in my favor. Because if I’m leaving Memphis, I ain’t going to high school. I’m going to something bigger. So I tell the kids, 'you're going with me,' just like the 31 did at the other place."
(h/t @TheJonahDylan)
The most impressive thing about what DeSean Bishop is doing is the competition he's doing it against. Texas had an elite D which bottled Tennessee up, but outside that his two smallest games are vs Furman and Kennesaw State, he isn't padding stats against weak competition.
This is the same shit they did with Notre Dame and Miami last year. Same exact thing.
Use all the metrics in the world available to you, deemphasize the game that happened between the two teams in question.
This one is worse, too, because Tennessee beat the crap out of Alabama.