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Just a blue guy living in a red state! (Ohio)

[𝕷𝖚𝖈𝖎𝖋𝖊𝖗 @LucifersTweetz]

If you call yourself a conservative and you're staying quiet about all the money Trump is making off the presidency after all your whining about the Bidens, the Clintons, and the Obamas, you're a fake-ass bitch or you're truly in a cult.

I assume both.

[Hunter Biden @HunterBiden]

I am officially nominating Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) for the Nobel Peace Prize.

No President in History has ended the same war so many times.

Our Dear Leader has ended the war with Iran at least 38 times by CNN’s count.

No President has ever done this before.

And he is nowhere near finished ending it.

It’s a record worthy of the Nobel committee’s recognition. Thank you for your attention to this matter!

[Jo @JoJoFromJerz]

If Barack Obama had accepted an airplane as a personal gift from a middle eastern country, retrofitted it on our dime & started using it for official presidential business, Republicans would have called for his immediate removal from office & Fox would be screaming about it 24/7.

[Jeremy @jeremyct]

Just got off the phone with my college roommate.

His daughter was diagnosed with leukemia in January.

He has insurance. Good insurance. The kind you feel safe having.

7 months later:
Savings: wiped out. 401k: cashed early. Penalties and all. House: refinanced to cover the gaps insurance decided weren’t their problem.

He told me he’s not the same person anymore.

Said watching your child fight for her life while simultaneously fighting an insurance company over coverage codes does something to you that doesn’t go away.

They did everything right.
Two incomes. No debt. Responsible their whole lives.

One diagnosis undid all of it in 7 months.

And somewhere a health insurance CEO is getting a $30 million bonus this quarter.

I don’t know how people defend this system with a straight face.

I really don’t.

[MP Arizona☀️🏳️‍🌈💙🌵🐕🐕‍🦺🫂💦🏜🐟🌴🎙🌎🌻♍️🌊 @AzPetrich]

Clarence Thomas being Thurgood Marshall's successor was the WORST downgrade in Black history. Just saying.

[Adam Parkhomenko @AdamParkhomenko]

I would like to again thank the voters who insisted the Supreme Court wasn’t that big of a deal in 2016. Congrats! You did it! You showed that woman you hate!

[Centrism Fan Acct 🔹 @Wilson__Valdez]

Alito is very obviously retiring, they just jumped the gun posting it. He will be replaced by a 30 year old Federalist society hack who will be on the bench for 40 years.

Again, the results of everyone's actions in 2016 will doom the country for decades and decades.

[JB Thinkin™️ @JBThinkin]

The PERMANANT removal of just 3 sick bastards would immediatly benefit ALL of humanity!

[Machine Pun Kelly 🇺🇦 @KellyScaletta]

MAGA: I'm boycotting the Obama Library!

Me: So you're treating it like any other library?

[Volodymyr Zelenskyy / Володимир Зеленський @ZelenskyyUa]

Every Russian defense facility that serves the war against Ukraine is a just target for our long-range sanctions.

Last night, FP-5 Flamingo missiles successfully struck the Titan-Barrikady facility in Volgograd. It is a major industrial complex where the enemy produces artillery systems and specialized military equipment, including components for missile launch systems used in attacks against our people. Confirmed strikes were followed by a fire on the plant's premises. I thank the warriors of our Defense Forces for their precision.

The reach of Ukraine's long-range sanctions continues to expand. And it is precisely our pressure, day after day, that lays the groundwork for a dignified peace in the end. I am grateful to every Ukrainian engineer and warrior who is making our long-range capabilities possible. Glory to Ukraine!

[David Frum @davidfrum]

Few of us have access to full information on how Trump lost the Iran War. But we can all see the fiasco Trump has made of the 250th anniversary celebrations. Watching Trump fail at something easy helps illustrate why he was doomed to mess up anything difficult.

[Michael Bento @MichaelPBento]

It's amazing how 6 hours after the DOJ was ordered to release the unredacted Epstein files we are back to full on airstrikes in Iran.

[Trill Clinton @aStatesman]

Imagine how dope the America 250th would have been if Kamala had won. Massive concerts, foreign dignitaries, millions of visitors to DC, a year long celebration culminating in a huge party on the 4th. Instead, we get meth head Kid Rock, a Gatorade colored reflecting pool, and a traveling carnival.

[Governor Newsom Press Office (parody) @AwesomeNewsom]

Trump blames the pool algae on vandalism. Yes, vandalism in DC is rampant. Last year vandals destroyed half the White House. Last week a gang of criminals ripped up the South Lawn and staged a fight club. A few months ago some cretin graffitied the Kennedy Center with his name!

[Sarrah Bellus @sarrah_bellus]

This iconic duo meme just got upgraded. 😂

[Jess Margera @jessmargera]

Dude Obama was whatever but it’s crazy to hear him speak and then hear trump speak. It’s seriously insane. One guy sounds like a president (like how they sounded when I was a kid) and then the fat orange sack of shit sounds like an escapee from fucking Bellevue w a mouth full of shit & sand

[Protect Kamala Harris ✊ @DisavowTrump20]

RETWEET if you love President Obama!

[Mehdi Hasan @mehdirhasan]

There. Is. Always. A. Tweet.

[BrooklynDad_Defiant!☮️ @mmpadellan]

OMG 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[FireFighterDev @fire_starter457]

If all y'all MAGAts really believe Michelle Obama is a man, stop asking everyone else to define what a woman is, because you clearly have no fucking clue.