I brought my own Water
Just so I wouldn’t have to pay for Water at this pizza place.
I put my Water on the Paying Counter so I could get out my wallet to pay.
He made me pay for my half sipped Warm Water.
Watching Human Beings
Playing Mario Kart Competitively
In the Most Serious Attitude.
With 0 Money on the line.
Has to be
My New Favorite Thing at the moment.
“I missed The Super Man Shortcut Lap 1
And then f%&$ng lost.”
Trying to Brush My Teeth.
So im looking for a device called Tooth Brush.
Spent 9 Minutes and 46 Seconds looking.
Asked my Mama where they were located.
“Underneath The Towel Bin.”
naturally