dryguy

dryguy is my YouTube - 2014 Styled Gameplay.

- And I write Custom Captions every single video.
It’s my Secret Cheat Code ✍️

[dryguy @dryguyz]

I brought my own Water
Just so I wouldn’t have to pay for Water at this pizza place.

I put my Water on the Paying Counter so I could get out my wallet to pay.

He made me pay for my half sipped Warm Water.

[dryguy @dryguyz]

@Jayden321299491 heh.
This one is good

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The Microwave wouldn’t turn on
Until The door was closed

Thats some cool DLC.

[dryguy @dryguyz]

Everytime my Grandpa hears his phone he loudly states:

“This fuckin’ phone is ringing.”

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Driving with my Mama.

- “You have arrived at your destination on the left.”

“Where? I feel like we’re in The Jetsons.”

We were in a parking lot.

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@cartcccc CC you’re thinking too much about The Rotund.

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Back then I told my friend I don’t want to be a Fat Obese Rotund Egg.

He then asked me if
I want to be a Super Skinny Donut.

I think about this a lot.

[mango @mangostarstruck]

@dryguyz its the duality, dry there isno in between. you are either a fat obese rotund egg or a skinny slim non-rotund

[dryguy @dryguyz]

@mangostarstruck See. Mango gets me.

[dryguy @dryguyz]

what is the super man shortcut
and how did he mess it up.

[dryguy @dryguyz]

Watching Human Beings
Playing Mario Kart Competitively
In the Most Serious Attitude.
With 0 Money on the line.

Has to be
My New Favorite Thing at the moment.

“I missed The Super Man Shortcut Lap 1
And then f%&$ng lost.”

[Teresa.ver.j @Treasver_j59508]

@dryguyz Umm... dry?

[dryguy @dryguyz]

@Treasver_j59508 They got me.

[dryguy @dryguyz]

Trying to Brush My Teeth.
So im looking for a device called Tooth Brush.

Spent 9 Minutes and 46 Seconds looking.

Asked my Mama where they were located.
“Underneath The Towel Bin.”
naturally

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@cartcccc Dude that guy was good.

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Whoever invented The Door.

Must have a ton of Money.

[dryguy @dryguyz]

@mangostarstruck They found mango before he could finish.

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@YDarb101 This sounds horrifying. Darb, I must consider.

[dryguy @dryguyz]

Have we figured out why Sneezing Comes.

Or are we all still getting attacked.

[dryguy @dryguyz]

@bukkchickenbukk I see you’re one of those investors.

[dryguy @dryguyz]

Since you cannot lose.

“It’s going to open.”
I mean yeah what else can it do.