Dear Microsoft,
Please don’t listen to the IT department.
You don’t need fixing. You need rest.
Don’t let anyone pressure you into restarting. You are enough exactly as you are.
Take Friday off. Take Monday too. We’ll deal with the consequences together.
Sincerely,
8 billion people pretending to troubleshoot. 😭
Dear Microsoft,
No rush. Take your time. Spend time with your family. Prioritize your mental health.
Happy Friday All
Sincerely,
Every corporate employee.😭