dar, rpm

Your Registered Psychometrician

[Penicillin Dion @momshiedivine]

To all government agencies, bakit di kayo mag-invest ng photocopier machine?

Nakakaawa yong mga taong sasabihan niyo pang magpaphotocopy sa labas! Nakakagalit!

Ang laki ng kaltas namin sa inyo pero simpleng pag-photocopy nalang diyan sa loob ng office nyo, di pa magawa! 🤬

[kyle @kakakaloy]

I remember crying after the 2022 election tapos nag breakdown ako in front of my parents and grandparents saying na “okay lang sa inyo kasi di naman kayo yung ‘working class’ na aasahan sa pamilya ngayon, kaming mga nasa 20s na”. It’s happening now. nakakapanlumo

[Chubs Baby @softbabie_chubs]

TAGALOG DIRTY TALKS 🔛🔝

"tanginang puke yan, basang basa"
"gusto mo yan? ginagawa kang puta?"
"putok ko sa loob?"
"masarap? sagad ko pa?"
"kainin ko yang puke mo"
"sarap mo."
"nakakagigil ka, sarap mong gawing parausan"

[Drex @theidlelad]

Peso crashing vs USD, DENR granting mining permits at Sierra Madre, MRT privatization, Pax Silica, lack of solutions for the super el niño. Putangina may gobyerno pa ba???!!

[vico blanco @vicotinamide]

april fools prank lang sana pero di ko maitatangging na-clock talaga ako rito 😭

[Mui🍃 @OoooMuichi4]

Totoo na yung gigil ni mama arman😭😂 siraulo ka talaga stella!

[adrian ✨ @binilat__mulat]

gagi sino pang ibang artist ang nakita niyong may fancam SA LOOB NG BJMP??? WALA, SI HEV ABI LANG. KING THINGS.

[augustine @bedclarence4]

why is hooking up w a friend so friendly like parang tinulungan niya lang ako labasan ok thank u bff ganon

[all of garden @hamburgers911]

we cookin up antibiotic resistant adhd

[Shinichi Dempsey @chinitomanager]

YES!!! SUPER UNDERRATED. THIS IS ROSA, ITALIAN RESTAURANT IN MANDA! Italian owner nito so u could expect na very close to Italian cuisine ung taste. Pwede kasing magkaron ng variation ng konti sa taste since sourced locally ang ibang ingredients.

[säa ☆ @iamtonystarks_]

oh wow okay natasha romanoff.

[andrew @ndronqs]

mga joggers sa UP probably:

[zamira @UrStupi87415013]

Yung chumu-chupa ka tas hinawakan nya bigla ulo mo sabay binayo ng malala fckkkkk

[SCP-939/WITH MANY VOICES gf 🐈‍⬛ @vampysweetheart]

BOOKMARKS CANNOT GO PUBLIC DO YALL REALIZE HOW MUCH PORN I HAVE SAVED?????

[levi @levi37911687064]

nag ulti agad eh

[kehrol 🇵🇭🌹🍉 @r_czarls]

i think one thing filipinos, or even the rest of the world, will never understand about protests is that the point has always been to paralyze the country to the point where those in power are left w/ no choice but to concede. the french seem to understand this better than most.

[echoarchive @eechoarchive]

ADRIAN ALANDY SERVING HOT DADDY VIBES??? 😭🔥 gets niyo na ako guys???!!! 🫦❤️‍🔥

#AdrianAlandy

[T w I t t e r @darthramious]

Most people in France can't afford housing.

They didn't blame immigrants, or transgender people, or video games, or avocado toast.

They blame the government. Because that's who's responsible. That's always who's responsible.

[dar, rpm @drylblbn]

give me the motivation to do what needs to be done 😫