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king bitch

[Riley @raaleh]

Even though it’s no longer perfect, United Healthcare CEO Brian Thompson’s final KD ratio (7,652,103:1) lands him among the all time greats

[the heart @Fredward3948576]

getting trivia wrong makes me want to hurt myself

[Not the RTÉ News @notthertenews]

the irish electorate for the past century:

[john @jmce95]

“This year I really want to: Travel more”

“Let’s debate this topic: Pineapple on pizza”

“I’m weirdly attracted to: Men”

“Biggest risk I’ve taken: _____ during the middle of a pandemic”

“The best way to ask me out is by: Asking me out”

[a @dryteabag]

@ELEANORXNEALE you should definitely have a look at the disappearing triangle of ireland!! it’s the most famous case in ireland but there are no true crime videos on it. 7 women missing and one suspect - who’s from my small town. my mother was a victim of him before this case took place

[a @dryteabag]

@kurtisconner monday left me broken cat

[pablo @paulderokha]

thought they were giving non-binary slay but it was actually just a priest

[annabelle :3 @oomfabelle]

Guys delete Talking Angela. Now. There is a man spying on you through her eye. If you look closely you will see the reflection of a person

[Meg @megannn_lynne]

“You’re overdressed” Okay! Did you know we literally just have one wild & precious life?

[˗ˋˏ*̣̩⋆̩ 𝚍𝚎𝚕𝚊𝚗𝚒𝚎 ⋆̩*̣̩ˎˊ˗ @FrickinDelanie]

nice spotify link. did you know the sun has shone brighter and the moon has looked more beautiful every day since i’ve known you.

[raz @roseyparades]

going on pinterest to create my 2024 mood board

[a @dryteabag]

@carlotathedemon u are so gorgeous i love ur body type

[a @dryteabag]

@CackJarroll like ok good thing we are people and not liquid pigment

[eric curtin @dubstep4dads]

this is exactly how it feels to hit the pen too hard and go nonverbal

[Flags Mashup Bot @FlagsMashupBot]

Mixed 🇬🇧 (United Kingdom) + 🇮🇪 (Ireland), and created this new country called United Ireland:

[˚✧benjamjn @kylie_gender]

Bitch you’re nothing