Dr. DryTurtle172

ambien trucker

[Dr. DryTurtle172 @dryturtle172]

It’s only a Venmo if it comes from the Venmeaux region of France, otherwise it’s just a CashApp

[Dr. DryTurtle172 @dryturtle172]

@ebenbenson When he posts the Rt. 666 Hogback Rd. sign 😍

[cold 🥑 @coldhealing]

i try to be nice but i've had a couple drinks so i started uncontrollably laughing when i saw this video of husband playing catch after cheating on his wife in the identical giant white house sprawl with winter yellow grass and tiny leafless trees. what can be done about america

[Dr. DryTurtle172 @dryturtle172]

@shrimpareback https://t.co/yumbX3RG70

[Dr. DryTurtle172 @dryturtle172]

@shrimpareback Watched it that same night and everyone was saying I was way too focused on the cum water. Well if that’s so wrong I don’t wanna be right

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@ebenbenson Noooo I tried to be the first one, I will RT out of respect for you

[Dr. DryTurtle172 @dryturtle172]

just cooked this up did someone beat me to it already

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This boutta do numbers

[chlobuchar @me_im_chloe]

have a feeling henry kissinger is about to die

[Dr. DryTurtle172 @dryturtle172]

@ryantcarson

[Sera Koulabdara @SeraKoulabdara]

YES

[Dr. DryTurtle172 @dryturtle172]

@ericaavey Cool q, seems like yes (to your first question anyway, can’t say much on the 2nd), at least for the natural ergot alkaloids. I don’t know that anyone has checked which, specifically:

https://t.co/8R55dD19eV

https://t.co/CB7xMJndc3

[Dr. DryTurtle172 @dryturtle172]

@tomasflow7 It’s literally 100% fucked from 11 am - 7 pm every weekday except Friday. If I drive home from work I sit just on the South Bay off ramp for 45 min even though I work *not even a full exit but one alphabet letter off the same exit* away from my house lmao

[Dr. DryTurtle172 @dryturtle172]

morpheus: im offering you a choice. take the blue pill, the story ends. you wake up in your bed —

me, munching blue pill: got any more of those doc i usually need at least 3

[Dr. DryTurtle172 @dryturtle172]

@nikkilarva Only undefeated team in the league
as of last night too lol

[Dr. DryTurtle172 @dryturtle172]

@cassd0gg Wait till you get Glenn Danzig/Layne Staley pilled. Very unrelated but equally sick

[Dr. DryTurtle172 @dryturtle172]

@cassd0gg @jayypodbonecast Jayyd0gg Turtlecast, Jack my man, sign my ass up for a feature

[Dr. DryTurtle172 @dryturtle172]

@CLAUDIAPOSTING I love this, I love Nikki, I love you, I love Ry, I love Eli, and I love this place more than words can describe

[Dr. DryTurtle172 @dryturtle172]

Back on here for a sec to say that I ate like 50mg of edibles and naturally smoked a bunch of cigs in honor of my best buddy Ryan tonight. For context a 5mg edible fucks me up. So, frankly, I’m super baked and wanna say to all those of you who loved our man Ry, I love you so much

[Dr. DryTurtle172 @dryturtle172]

I love y’all very much but it’s time to leave this place. I imagine many of you are feeling similarly. Social media is doing terrible things to us. I have never been one to see the “intrinsic good” in humanity but after this week??? Don’t let algorithms think for you. Peace out!

[Dr. DryTurtle172 @dryturtle172]

@ShikeMheerin Mike buddy I hope you’re holding up okay. I was at Dan’s the other night and sorry I missed you. Love you man

[Dr. DryTurtle172 @dryturtle172]

I genuinely cannot comprehend the fact that people and media are circulating this video, this has utterly broken me as a person. I will never be the same again. What a fuckin irredeemable cesspool we live in, huh?