@BlizzardCS Each time a ticket is opened, there are only auto responses or it takes days to finally get in touch with someone, only to get a half-assed response and no resolution.
@jimothyhalpbert@JakeGraf1 Maybe instead of blaming a political side (when both are shitty), you could avoid the situation in the future by asking for pronouns of your patients. Or, who would’ve guessed, blaming people of being groomers when they’re not ✨
@jimothyhalpbert@JakeGraf1 Why do you care about pronouns? If ur kid isn’t telling you something about themselves, I’d seriously stop to think what you did to make them not trust you.
Schools aren’t telling kids to be the other sex/different genders. They’re more concerned about what girls are wearing ngl
SBI superhero au- where tommy is one rather infamous villain and wilbur is the civilian who stumbles upon him hurt and bleeding out
"don't" the villain rasps "please"
wilbur pauses, thumb hovering over the emergency line dial
"give me one good reason"
@simpingboisinc P: So... That wasn't you in a new disguise... and... AN ANIMAL PHOTOGRAPHER JUST ASSASSINATED THE PRIME MINISTER?
T: WAIT THEY DID WHAT
3/3
Au where at an airport, animal photographer Wilbur and superspy Techno accidentally swap suitcases. Wilbur now has highly classified government files instead of his puppy pictures. And Techno, after seeing the pictures, is considering a career change.
@jimothyhalpbert@JakeGraf1 Last I checked, people who wish to support being themselves aren’t groomers. We aren’t the ones concerned what’s in children’s pants, unlike your lot…
Au where Tommy is the hero of a book that repeats every time it ends. Eventually, he has enough and tries to die before the ending to stop looping. Only, narrator Wilbur breaks the 4th wall to save him. Not out of malice, but the fact he will be repeating alone if Tommy stops.