Derek Schweitzer

Chaotic good, ethical hedonism. I had twitter in 09. bruv/breh

[Hunter Biden @HunterBiden]

@Boilers32 It most definitely was not. I would never have forgotten my drugs.

[Neet @neet_sol]

Mom: "Move out"

Boss: "Work harder"

Blackjack dealer: "Welcome back sir"

[Derek Schweitzer @ds5384]

@memeticsisyphus The most absurd false equivalence, rage bait, shitpost I've seen.

[Derek Schweitzer @ds5384]

@KUBaseball Guys hear me out - @tgoff11 @MMTHBuilt

[Derek Schweitzer @ds5384]

@KUBaseball Could fit another 4k fans in the outfield if it wasn't for the greed.

[doomer @uncledoomer]

it turns out that to fix hollywood, they just needed a new crop of gen Z directors to come in and make movies about what life is actually like in 2026 and boot the epic millenials making reddit marvel slop from the industry. dont let the door hit your chungus ass on the way out!

[Derek Schweitzer @ds5384]

@MosesMosley #ripbozo

[Farzin Vousoughian @Farzin21]

JCCC just won the NJCAA baseball championship, KU is in the NCAA baseball tournament and the Savannah Bananas are in town.

I’m convinced all 3 could beat the Royals.

[Derek Schweitzer @ds5384]

@Guysporttruths @SportsCenter @KUBaseball @NCAA It was the final out, you donkey.

[Danny West @DannyWest247]

You know the hate is real when it reaches this point in Lawrence.

[John Nabors @JohnNaborsShow]

KU student section just threw beer all over the Razorback fans. Just drenched them and now cops are coming over there. Things are getting rough over there.

[𝐋𝐞𝐠𝐞𝐧𝐝 @Be_like_legend]

I did not come up with this, I stole it from the internet but it doesn’t make it any less true.

ADHD is only motivated by 5 things:
- urgency
- challenge
- novelty and play
- interest
- being a contrarian little bitch

The amount of things that I do strictly out of spite should be studied 😅

[Cybertruck @cybertruck]

Hey Luce

[hope hopes hoping @hopes_revenge]

inventing the concept of a “reverse vacation” where you go somewhere worst than where you live to lock in .

[Derek Schweitzer @ds5384]

Is anyone neuroconvergent?

[DAKKADAKKA @DAKKADAKKA1]

“Take him down to Paradise City where the Grass is green and the Girls are Pretty.”

[JT @jiratickets]

boomers sending DMs to AI-generated women on instagram

[Jordanreviewsittt @jordanreviewsit]

He’s going to the post office. Add 10 people in line who have never mailed anything in their entire life

[Faelaria @faelaria]

A normal situation when girls go on dates.

[Massimo @Rainmaker1973]

Sour candy can actually help halt a panic attack in its tracks.

Mental health experts explain that the extreme, shocking tartness serves as an instant grounding tool: the intense sensation yanks your focus away from racing thoughts and anchors it firmly in the here-and-now taste on your tongue.

This sudden shift can break the spiral of anxiety, while the chewing motion and flood of saliva trigger the body’s natural calming signals, giving you a quick sense of control when everything feels overwhelming.

It’s not a substitute for therapy or medication, but it’s a simple, portable sensory trick that many people find remarkably effective during acute panic.

Clinicians at Utah State University and elsewhere often recommend keeping a few pieces of very sour candy on hand as part of a grounding toolkit. That said, if panic attacks are frequent or severe, professional evaluation and treatment remain essential.

[Utah State University Extension. (2023). "Managing Anxiety with Grounding Techniques"]