koda

your friendly neighborhood latine pal (they/them) existing on Kalapuya land

[koda @dsalkoda]

it reminds me of watching lord of the rings for the first time.

i am utterly captivated & overwhelmed by sheer beauty, melancholy & hope of it all while now holding the devastating weight of knowing i’ll never be able to experience it for the first time again

thanks @Hozier

[koda @dsalkoda]

this is not an exaggeration - the absolute journey unreal unearth took me on gave me emotional whiplash.

one moment, i was vibing with the groove, keeping it SO tight, and the next thing i knew, i am being SLAPPED with “hold me like water, or, christ, hold me like a knife”

[koda @dsalkoda]

this is not an exaggeration - the absolute journey unreal unearth took me on gave me emotional whiplash.

one moment, i was vibing with the groove, keeping it SO tight, and the next thing i knew, i am being SLAPPED with “hold me like water, or, christ, hold me like a knife”

[koda @dsalkoda]

returning for one night and one night only to say this:

unreal unearth is not only favorite album of the year, it is my favorite album full stop. @Hozier i’ve been absolutely ruined

[koda @dsalkoda]

returning for one night and one night only to say this:

unreal unearth is not only favorite album of the year, it is my favorite album full stop. @Hozier i’ve been absolutely ruined

[koda @dsalkoda]

Hypothetically, if I, someone who has never met @BrennanLM, invited him to a party and offered to fly him to Oregon for it and that party turned out to be a wedding and I came out and said “Surprise, you’re the officiant” —

—- d’you think he’d do it?

[koda @dsalkoda]

It’s my last week with the school district and the choir teacher (who has become one of my besties for the resties) made his class learn an arrangement of the corn song and they sang it to me as a goodbye, and i’ve never felt so loved in my life

[koda @dsalkoda]

ROBBIE TOO???

[koda @dsalkoda]

@tiffyjean19 Context.

[koda @dsalkoda]

Hi, I’m returning to twitter (just this once) to say that if you were wondering what celebrity I’m most like, just let a picture of @JustinMcElroy settle into your heart, then step to the left, squint, and bring your line of sight down a few inches and a-wop-bam-boom, there I am.

[koda @dsalkoda]

“you no longer need our rigging because you are flying with your own angel wings”

[koda @dsalkoda]

the #mbmbam “foy’s boys” bit is going to haunt me until the day that i die and i am so very okay with that

[koda @dsalkoda]

the #mbmbam “foy’s boys” bit is going to haunt me until the day that i die and i am so very okay with that

[koda @dsalkoda]

PSA

@TheEmSchulz and @xtineschiefer are wildly cool people and I love their podcast (and their friendship) very much. Thanks for coming to Portland!

[koda @dsalkoda]

@tiffyjean19 Not for Pax. Because they’re dead.

[koda @dsalkoda]

I’m DMing a campaign for the first time.

My absolute garbanzo bean of a crew is a 30-something mormon man who is a high school choir teacher, his brother, his student teacher, an elementary school psychologist and a middle school counselor.

[koda @dsalkoda]

I fear I may have role-played too close to the sun.

[koda @dsalkoda]

I have two page letters for each character. I have written a five page long backstory for this NPC. If they don’t adopt him just so he is less sad and lonely, I may have to TPK this crew.

I have only had Jalester Silvermane for two days and I would already TPK my party for him.

[Mason Mennenga @masonmennenga]

no one:

ecclesiastes:

[koda @dsalkoda]

Still not over it.

[koda @dsalkoda]

Y’know what I’ll never be over?

The very beginning of Spider-Man: Far From Home, with that crappy video honoring the Avengers with the stock photos and comic sans font—-

Yeah. That opening scene had me wheezing in the theater so hard, I saw Jesus for a split second

[koda @dsalkoda]

I just did something super cool and I want for people to be proud of me, it at the same time, am not fully ready to disclose the cool thing that I have done.