“I want my doggo to be in an hammock, and wear sombreros, and be in a sleeping bag, and be on fire, and...DANNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNY.” @briraetoro#stuffmywifesays
“Most of the time when I say, ‘Friend or foe?’ I think of Kim Possible.” “...Why?” “‘Cause she has foes! That’s the whole point of the show!” #stuffmywifesays#at2am@briraetoro
@briraetoro describing a (possibly) failed cookie, “This one is like a bird who has died and his beak is cracked and he’s like, ‘NO! WHAT HAVE I DONE?!’” #stuffmywifesays#cookiefails