David Schaffner

Associate Professor
Bryn Mawr College
Experimental Plasma Physicist

Director of the Bryn Mawr Plasma Laboratory

UCLA Bruin

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@_calcio23 Or Los Angeles. Then they'd understand why SUC LA should be way way below UC LA. Madison is a great town, though tbh.

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@UCLAFootball @Wayneknight25

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@daviddavidwoods If you have an erection for more than 3 months in the fall, your team might be in the CFP.

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@daviddavidwoods Love the Homer Dave part of the year.

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@GovPressOffice Lkmk

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@daviddavidwoods Thank you for acknowledging this. One star and two star players are people too.

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@daviddavidwoods "Sir is that bulge in the front of your pants a football stuffed in there or are you just a very excited well-endowed college football fan?"

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@daviddavidwoods Can you remind @uscfb what happens to the Trojans at the beginning?

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@JoyceCarolOates Trump's face is certainly a hateful symbol.

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@daviddavidwoods Clearly fated given the shape of his anatomy according to this picture.

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@daviddavidwoods Trojans need to lock up their Top-6 Big Ten coach for at least another decade.

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@CFBTalkDaily Starts with chuh and ends with ipkelly.

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@calpostbbolch It's not the distance but the fact that you have to walk uphill the equivalent of 15 miles in elevation over the course of your journey. This is about twice as high as commercial airplanes can go.

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@WForWestwood @daviddavidwoods Yeah pretty sure they have a team dentist on staff.

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@BruinReport His bad coaching is leaking on to our guys.

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@BruinReport Oops.

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@BruinReport But then he of course picks Zona to win it all.

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@calpostbbolch Load management.

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@calpostbbolch Just as long as everyone is wearing their socks properly.

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@calpostbbolch No reason to. Let BWill get those minutes.