Derek Schlaud

Started from the bottom, still here.

[Derek Schlaud @dschlaud9]

@farman4x 100

[Derek Schlaud @dschlaud9]

@Maddi0578PG @KimDotcom Are they taking these children for the super soldier program?

[Derek Schlaud @dschlaud9]

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[WallStreetBets @wallstreetbets]

The sound of millions of voices suddenly crying out for joy and then suddenly silenced.

[Derek Schlaud @dschlaud9]

This would be the perfect year for a 3rd party candidate to win the election.

[Derek Schlaud @dschlaud9]

It's always a compliment when a woman says that you're bigger than her husband.

[Derek Schlaud @dschlaud9]

I know it has been said before but Costco is hot mom central.

[Doug Polk (Code Doug) @DougPolkVids]

There's been a lot of complaining over how polarized people have become politically over the last few years, but I think there is one major upside.

This is the LEAST religious America has ever been. In fact Christians cant even control the Republican party. Thats progress 👍

[Jeff Boski @TheJeffBoski]

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[Derek Schlaud @dschlaud9]

@CoachBeurer Congrats on the win. I watched the end of the game. I can't wait to see the rest of the season. Go Brits!

[Derek Schlaud @dschlaud9]

@hannahsat What about Roman Greco wrestling?

[Derek Schlaud @dschlaud9]

Shooters shoot and shoot high

[Doug Polk (Code Doug) @DougPolkVids]

I see so many people on social media talking about how they are a positive or happy person.

If you want the world to view you in a certain way, it doesn't happen because you used a hashtag and took a selfie. Just be the person you know you are, and the world will see it anyway.

[Derek Schlaud @dschlaud9]

Wilmington Ohio is a blackhole of happiness.

[Richard Cooper @Rich_Cooper]

Women don’t care about the struggles men go through, they hang out at the finish line and fuck the winners.

[Derek Schlaud @dschlaud9]

@LKCaston Exactly

[Derek Schlaud @dschlaud9]

If you ever think your life is shitty, look at the person next to you. You will be fine.

[Derek Schlaud @dschlaud9]

It seems like I am the venus fly trap for married women.

[Derek Schlaud @dschlaud9]

Anybody in Charlotte tonight want to get litty titty? #hotelparty #missedmyflight

[Derek Schlaud @dschlaud9]

Just because you get dressed up, use a Snapchat filter and take a pic doesn't mean you're cute. Your soul is still rotten