Daniel Schlosser

I’m sometimes funny…depends on who you ask.

[Chicago Cubs @Cubs]

A double digit team.

[Daniel Schlosser @dschloss92]

It’s about time!!! @MaxxChewning @sourstripscandy

[Pop Base @PopBase]

Eric Dane has passed away at the age of 53 following ALS diagnosis.

[Daniel Schlosser @dschloss92]

Did I miss an episode? Did you guys buy a house? Or did you already build your house? @MaxxChewning

[Daniel Schlosser @dschloss92]

Guarantee next fight @jakepaul will fight a much older opponent 😂😂😂

[Daniel Schlosser @dschloss92]

It all makes sense now. Monica wasn’t under the table. @realDonaldTrump was

[Daniel Schlosser @dschloss92]

@PressSec So the president can’t take control? Typical. Like he couldn’t handle his businesses and went bankrupt

[Daniel Schlosser @dschloss92]

Just saw @MaxxChewning wedding video and oh my god! Priceless

[Daniel Schlosser @dschloss92]

I’m not the man I want to be, but I’m trying to avoid the man I used to be.

[Chicago Cubs @Cubs]

A career for the history books.

[Daniel Schlosser @dschloss92]

Happy Birthday to the GOAT himself @MaxxChewning

[Daniel Schlosser @dschloss92]

@DonaldJTrumpJr She’s not a real doctor you fucking loser. Do your research

[JJ Watt @JJWatt]

Was that really just an announcement for the schedule announcement?

[Daniel Schlosser @dschloss92]

@charliekirk11 is afraid of @itsdeaann

[Daniel Schlosser @dschloss92]

@JDVance You a bitch jd Vance. Calling Chinese people peasants? They make your eyeliner

[Daniel Schlosser @dschloss92]

@brianglenntv Shut your ugly ass up. Who gives a flying fuck if he didn’t have a suit. Did you say the same thing when @elonmusk wasn’t wearing a suit? You dumb fuck

[Daniel Schlosser @dschloss92]

Is it true that @realDonaldTrump and @elonmusk and @JDVance circle jerk each other off in the Oval Office?

[Daniel Schlosser @dschloss92]

@elonmusk So Trump?

[Daniel Schlosser @dschloss92]

While grocery prices are still so high and eggs are almost $7 a dozen what does the big fat Oompa Loompa do? You think he’s trying to change it? Nah he’s banning paper straws and renaming the Gulf of Mexico to the Gulf of America. #Priorities

[Robert Griffin III @RGIII]

All these heart breaking tragedies happening from plane crashes to school shootings and we got idiots out here worrying about whether the pilots were black, white, trans or they/them. Stop the madness and pray for the victims and their families.