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1x foul ball catcher, 2010 M. Scott Carpenter Elementary School Jeopardy Champion | “You are a cartoon character” - my friend

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@theblockspot One team fired their manager. The other didn’t.

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I think raiders surprise us all and take Vontae Mack at 1.

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McLean is going to pitch 7 scoreless. Bullpen lets up a run in the 8th. We lose 1-0

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The best part about the wolves winning is seeing A-Rod go nuts on the sideline

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@EvanRobertsWFAN @JCaporoso @ConnorJRogers @TheJetPress @nyjets @Giants @Connor_J_Hughes @WFAN660 @ShaunMorash @CMacWFAN @DrewfromJersey

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I built a data-driven historical comp finder for the Jets and Giants first round picks this year.

For each prospect: the 5 most similar first round picks in NFL history, and what those players actually became.

Here’s what the data says (thread)

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The full analysis including introduction, methodology, summary, similarity scores, and raw data can be found here: https://t.co/MqGleUy31h

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How it works: each prospect matched to historical first round picks within 10 draft slots using weighted similarity across pick, weight, height, 40 time, and vertical.

Outcomes graded relative to position peers.

Data from nflverse. Run in Python.

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@NDS1089 wait corners are supposed to get to the quarterback? I thought they were supposed to cover wide receivers and serve as outside contain on runs. Nick, please tell me what else everyone has wrong about football!

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If young men don’t want to be drafted to fight in Kamala’s and Cheney’s 3rd World War they better get out and vote for Trump.

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Now after 45 minutes of no updates we are being told to take a train to Newark Penn and then uber to the airport. Why weren’t we told this 45 minutes ago? Will we be compensated for our air tram ticket and uber ride? Many people will miss flights.

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@EWRairport it would be nice if their air tram actually ran, or if there was street access after exiting NJ transit to allow us to actually get to the terminals.

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@NYJ_Matt A tie is the same thing as giants winning. Need raiders to win.

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@Michael_Nania Punting was the right decision but the problem was burning a timeout

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@TheJetPress Punting is of course the right decision, the problem is wasting a timeout there just to punt when you could have taken the penalty

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@AmyxForCongress So funny this and all of your comments are 100% from chatGPT. The long line breaks are a dead giveaway buddy

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@Kristinazrem @JWe9378 @CNN Well there isn’t a god