The art of appreciation seems so lost anymore. You really can't beat surprising someone, even with little gestures, just to say, "thank you". If you take the time out of your day to help me with something or to help me learn, you're darn right I appreciate you!
If you ask a Midwesterner โhow are youโ and they respond โwell, im hereโ or โoh itโs goingโ send help immediately. Itโs a desperate cry for help that loosely translates to โi need you to push me off the roof.โ