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medically interesting

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kicked my crazy ex bff off my spotify family after forgetting they were on there and i’m really pleased with myself because i know that’s gonna piss them off

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apple watch DELIVERED!!!!! I get to set it up when I get home from work 😝

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so grateful for the people in my life and so grateful that i cut Certain People out of my life

[َ @solacexe]

be at work lookin ugly as fuck

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SOMEONE JUST SLAMMED OPEN THE BATHROOM DOOR ON ME HELLO IM IM HERE

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i always get the urge to shit when i’m on the bus what is this nonsense

[pinkpantheress @pinkpantheress2]

ain’t shit sweet until you put respect on clairo 💯

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i’m about to cry on the damn bus to a tangled edit to wait for me from hadestown

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me: *watching the first avengers movie*
lala: do you think he [captain america] had slaves
me: in the 1940s?????
lala: wait when did slavery end
me: like…the 1800s
lala: oh….i meant segregation

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making a thread of just some absolute nonsense that my friends say

[ᯓ★ @chorio_actis]

when my tenderqueer roommate had their nonbinary cybersigilism mullet friends over i introduced my dog like "this is my old man, his name is bug" and they winced and pointedly used they/them pronouns for him the entire week

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@dwsa0moritz ur tweet has inspired me to check it out…

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in honor of my 22nd birthday everyone who sees this has to send me $2

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@evadentz you should try “who gives a crap” that’s the tp i use (i also have a bidet and do not like my ass to be wet and prefer something disposable)

[Kylie Cheung @kylietcheung]

I honestly just don't have time for this right now

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@clowngirllatte @dwsa0moritz how’d u guess 😦

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celebrating 4th of july in a “i like texas bbq” type of way

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who up sixing they flags 🤨🚩

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my first hit tweet being a be more chill mention in the year 2026…hello 2016