Oily Dan

Y’all know me. Know how I earn a livin’. I’ll catch this bird for you, but it ain’t gonna be easy. Bad fish.

[Oily Dan @dsgould]

In Veingrad, Bulgaria… these boys might need a visit from Jacob at Sky Atlantic @screenrotpod

[Oily Dan @dsgould]

@andyburnham I believe you

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@Keir_Starmer You are a good man… thank you.

[Oily Dan @dsgould]

@Jenniferarcuri Back under your stone

[Oily Dan @dsgould]

@MichelleDewbs Everyone I know in makerfield voted for AB because he’s the best candidate, the Reform clown was a mess and Farage took a £5million bung and thinks we’re all to stupid to care.

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@LeeAndersonMP_ Shall we remind ourselves of the language your failed candidate in makerfield used and his vile comments about carol vorderman, abortion, women drivers etc… I know men like you in their 80s struggle remembering so perhaps that’s it, but you weren’t that arsed at the time

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@bbcnickrobinson @Nigel_Farage I think the odious weasel moved from being angry at being held to account, because he thinks he’s better than you and shouldn’t have to be, to desperate and panicked because he’s truly awful at being asked serious questions by journalists that aren’t taking any more of his shit.

[Oily Dan @dsgould]

@Keir_Starmer You are a good man and we will look back and thank you for everything you have done for our country.

[Oily Dan @dsgould]

@RupertLowe10 Wrong, wrong and wrong… knobhead

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@david_hollas @RobKenyonReform Doesn’t know a boiler from a bag of chips this prick

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@antmiddleton @UKLabour You’re not a full fucking shilling are you?

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@BBCBreakfast Nooooooo he didn’t. Moved on from the lie about restore splitting your vote quickly enough didn’t he. Pre-prepared lies to take in the event he got battered despite throwing everything at a filthy campaign. A victory for decency and a victory for democracy. Back under your stone.

[Oily Dan @dsgould]

@GoodwinMJ You were saying..?

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@RobKenyonReform Didn’t need it in the end did he???

[Oily Dan @dsgould]

@LeeAndersonMP_ @reformparty_uk Back to the care home Mr Anderson, the excitement has all been a bit much hasn’t it.

[Oily Dan @dsgould]

@ZiaYusufUK Even with your horseshit campaign of lies and throwing the Reform kitchen sink at it, you still failed. Back under your stone

[Oily Dan @dsgould]

@antmiddleton @RobKenyonReform @reformparty_uk … pipe down dickhead

[Oily Dan @dsgould]

@RobKenyonReform Get back under your stone

[Oily Dan @dsgould]

@juneslater17 @antmiddleton Remind us what he’s been convicted of again…

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@SarahForRuncorn Not too big on free speech then!?