Dave Sharples

[Dave Sharples @dsharples]

@BBCNews clearly don’t know where Bedford is. “60 Miles north of the M25”? We are 50 miles north of London so I guess we may be 60 miles north of the southern section. https://t.co/m2KMuuQ702

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@BootsUK so @Apple allow this advert on their platform in games where “your” people are promoting weight loss products. Real or (as expected) fake? I emailed you but was ignored

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@the_traitors_ why are they all carrying penises across the field? @BBC

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Omg. @StephenMulhern is SO appalling on @dancingonice. He is unfunny and such a downgrade from Schofield

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Crab is Gregory Porter? #MaskedSingerUK

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Sarah and Vito. Amazing. Such fun. #Strictly

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Are you kidding me? Out to dinner and the live musician singing @JamesBlunt too! There’s a conspiracy

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Ok. This is taking the piss now. Sitting by my pool at the villa and what do I hear wafting across the breeze? “You’re f***ing beautiful” @JamesBlunt they love you out here

[Dave Sharples @dsharples]

7 hour tour around the sights of Phuket. The only CD the driver has was Back to Bedlam by @JamesBlunt so that has been on repeat all day

[Dave Sharples @dsharples]

7 hour tour around the sights of Phuket. The only CD the driver has was Back to Bedlam by @JamesBlunt so that has been on repeat all day

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When did @British_Airways change their motto to The World’s Least Favourite Airline? £4K on return business class flights. Food “run out” on out/rtn. No suitable alternative offered. Flight attendant jokes as I leave that “I can get a bacon roll now” Offered £100 BA voucher. Poor

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@ITVSport saying that Romaine Ntamack is the water boy but wasn’t it Gregorie Aldrit?

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Masterstroke whoever decided to book @josierones for @richardosman House of Games. She has been brilliant so far. Funny (as expected) but also showed her knowledge

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Owl - Ellen White? Her goal celebration is a bit owl like #MaskedSingerUk

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@MaskedSingerUK Michelle Visage can sing and is on RuPaul

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Can you spot us?

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Loving the Carols. Favourite orchestra member is Tim Pani the drummer. Dave and Harri from Riseley. #RAHChristmas

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⁦@BBCSport⁩ Why was ⁦@MaddersTHFC⁩ shooting at ⁦@SpursOfficial⁩ goal?

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When a @JustEatUK delivery driver parks on your drive to deliver to someone else. The road was quite empty and he didn’t even walk to the front door in error so he knew he wasn’t at his drop

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So @harryjohnrutter has been wrongly accused by the “Sussex Squad” of being the English reporter who heckled and chased the innocent victims H&M around Manhattan and therefore gets this level of abuse. @Twitter thinks this is acceptable

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@HyunnieWangja Don’t let facts get in the way of your/Sussex narrative