Dan Shepard

[Dan Shepard @dshepforeal]

Nothing worse than a bag of gardettos that is like 90% pretzel. Damn shame.

[Giannis Antetokounmpo @Giannis_An34]

I got loyalty inside my DNA 🦌

[Dan Shepard @dshepforeal]

@HunterBiden Right message, worst messenger ever lmfao

[Zach Jacobson @zacobson]

josh jacobs: gets arrested for allegedly strangling his girlfriend and potentially played himself out of the league

tucker kraft:

[Tom “Ripper” Thompson @bumperstilskon]

My uncle after 10 coors lites at the family cookout. #fraternityconsultingfiles

[Cade “Bagman” Otton @cadeottonburner]

3lbs of ground beef. 16 servings of mashed potatoes. A bag of cheddar cheese. This. Is. #SLOP.

[Dan Shepard @dshepforeal]

@NFL @NFLPlus LETS FUCKING GO LETS FUCKING GO LETS FUCKING GO fuck mcmanus

[Dan Shepard @dshepforeal]

Fucking FIRE MATT LAFLEUR BIGGEST FUCKING DORK HC OF ALL TIME. Get this terrorist OFF my FUCKING TEAM

[Dan Shepard @dshepforeal]

Coming out of retirement to share that Collinsworth might actually make me commit. How he still has a job is beyond me, most annoying voice in football #shrink

[Dan Shepard @dshepforeal]

Y’all know what time it is!

[Dan Shepard @dshepforeal]

I don’t cum inside often, but when I do, it’s for a special occasion. Birthdays, anniversaries, Juneteenth, etc.

[Dan Shepard @dshepforeal]

@jmcfarland1976 I have a friend that rhymes with berry and he HATES leprechauns

[Dan Shepard @dshepforeal]

Italian hangover cure INBOUND

[Matthew Baltz @MatthewBaltzMU]

Stevie Mitchell, David Joplin and Kam Jones exit the floor for the final time. Win or loss today, these three should be remembered fondly for a long time by #mubb fans.

[Dan Shepard @dshepforeal]

Sick and goddamn tired of these golden eagles. Every fucking year it’s some bogus tournament loss because Shatard won’t recruit any D1 transfers. Straight three star team that plays at a high level till the lights are bright. Need a complete rebuild of the coaching staff.

[Barstool Marquette @MarqStool]

FEED THE PAINT
WE LOSE IF WE KEEP SHOOTING 3’s

[Dan Shepard @dshepforeal]

I don’t cum inside often, but when I do, it’s for a special occasion. Birthdays, anniversaries, Juneteenth, etc.

[Mike Beauvais @MikeBeauvais]

It's Week 11:

- DK Metcalf's arms have fallen clean off in the weight room

- George Pickens went over to the other sideline, grabbed a jersey and is now lining up for the other team

- Aaron Rodgers is lost and presumed dead in the jungles of Belize

[Dan Shepard @dshepforeal]

@lIytae @Savevideo_bot

[Dan Shepard @dshepforeal]

Returnerverse to the burnerverse. Bag man throwing a deal tonight bc FC Milan won. Fine shyt from last night hit me with the “my roommates are gone this wknd”. CarTunes Vol 2 is bumping. Lo vido es benissimo.