Darren Simpson

[Matt @trainfanmatt]

Now at £1.70 per litre for petrol. Cost me over £50 for 30 litres this morning. But keep shouting about boats lads because thats really helping everyone 🙄

[All About Argentina 🛎🇦🇷 @AlbicelesteTalk]

I recommend everyone to just watch this video and focus on Leo Messi.

I'll not say anything more.

[Darren Simpson @dsimpson212]

“ They’re stealing our culture “

The culture….

[Darren Simpson @dsimpson212]

Filth

[Bristol City FC @BristolCity]

A quite frankly, ludicrous goal from Dom Ballard. 🤯

[aka Jimbo Jones @jimbojonestown]

Incredible

[Mike Bones @mrmikebones]

The Roots & Ice Cube’s “Straight Outta Compton” from that Jimmy Fallon rehearsal is one of the greatest live hip-hop moments ever. Just a warmup and they still went nuclear. Kirk taking Eazy’s verse might be the highlight.

[Spencer Hakimian @SpencerHakimian]

JUST IN: Trump says Belgium is 2 weeks away from developing a nuclear bomb.

[Darren Simpson @dsimpson212]

It expects to recoup the full refurbishment costs on opening day by selling a family of four tickets to a movie and some snacks.

[Go Radio @thisisgoradio]

Tickets for the reopening of the world's largest cinema go on sale this weekend.

Omniplex has spent £22m upgrading the site on Glasgow's Renfrew Street.

The venue will open in phases, starting on July the 10th with the ground floor, shop, and screen levels one and two. The remaining two screen levels will follow on a phased basis throughout the summer, with full completion of renovations scheduled for September.

The first 100 guests through the doors on Friday 10th, Saturday 11th and Sunday 12th July will receive a free XL popcorn.

[Ed Campbell @edcmpbl]

Tell you what it must have been class if Peter Murrell got your name in the SNP secret Santa

[Mark Goldbridge @markgoldbridge]

Emery has won the Europa League 5 times and with three separate clubs. But they all have Villa in the name

[Trevor McArdle @McardleTrevor]

2 ‘friends’ arrive together from Russia

1 ‘works’ for an MP

1 marries an RN sailor then divorces

MP helps divorcee stay in UK

Divorcee marries Arran Banks

Arran Banks finds £ 8 million for Brexit

MP’s employee revealed as Russian spy

MP resigns

Russia applauds Brexit

[HUMAN WA$TE @Dplanet]

🚨🇬🇧 You don't have to be stupid to vote for Reform, but if you vote for Reform, you're stupid.

[Ted Smith 🇪🇺 🇬🇧 @TedUrchin]

Right, you Reform voting fuckwits, here’s your leader, @Nigel_Farage trying to appear like an ordinary bloke down the pub with a pint in one hand and a copy of the Sun in the other.
Here’s a few facts for you.
1 He is the son of a well known stockbroker.
2 He was a Dulwich schoolboy.
3 He worked in the City for 18 years mostly as a commodities broker.
4 A billionaire has recently given him £5 million, others have donated huge sums too.
So, do really think he gives a flying fuck about you or your life?
No, of course he doesn’t.
In fact, you are little more than excrement under his feet and you are such a thick piece of shit you cannot even see it.
He is USING you.
I despair.

[Hughes-on-the-Wold @NotThatHughes]

When you see your taxes being spent on feeding children instead of bombing them.

[Gianni Butticè @GianniButtice]

The Tonali assist was almost as good as the Dimarco volley. Can’t stop watching this banger.

[Mr Benn @thebowlerhatman]

I've always liked Betty Boo.
Today is her birthday.
The night she rapped with Public Enemy in McDonalds in Shepherds Bush is Fabulous!!

[Mark Sweep @riffraffhands]

Found it!

[Rangers Football Club @RangersFC]

🚲 Outrageous.

[Darren Simpson @dsimpson212]

@StevieONeill 😂😂😂 never change Stevie, you crack me up

[Flibberty Gibbert @ReturnOfDadbo]

If you believe Nigel Farage gives a fuck about Working Class people, you probably believe the stripper actually fancies you.