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frequently wrong, but never in doubt

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Me to me: “okay, stay cool, no need to bring this up again”

Me, 5 seconds later:

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@1followernodad @DixPeyton

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@svershbow

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@oreoeocat Lorie, short for Loris, this other beautiful big-eyed creature

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@theashleyray Go ephs lol

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It’s giving “If you introduce me to, like, a driver…it’s, like, Mrs. de Lesseps” @CountessLuann @Bethenny

[Page Six @PageSix]

Drew Barrymore made sure to call her Meghan Sussex after *that* moment during Netflix's "With Love, Meghan" 👀

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@PopCrave @whoweekly pls explain

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Down bad thinking about when a girl saw me with my friends and said “you guys remind me of that show Girls” (first hit) and then when we asked who was who she IMMEDIATELY clocked me as Marnie (TKO)

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@HVRanch I hate to have to bring this cross-platform but you’ve left me no choice

[paul @paulswhtn]

BEYONCÉ WHERE DO WE NEED TO GO

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@Lyddz_ @GraceSpelman Time is marked more by the moments I’m not thinking about pierogis than when I am

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@GraceSpelman @Lyddz_

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@LisaBarlow7 @tenpiecenuggets How do you rank cans vs plastic bottle vs glass bottle vs fountain

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#ProBowlVote x Sam Hubbard

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Money Mac is giving away his cleats! You know what to do… RT!

#ProBowlVote x Evan McPherson

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#ProBowlVote x Ja’Marr Chase

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#ProBowlVote x Cam Taylor-Britt

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@OceanSprayInc

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What my phone sees while I’m watching #RHUGT4

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@alyssalimp Worse when it’s a phone call from the local Papa John’s

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@kath_atouille 🫶🏼