Dominick Smorto

Personal chef. Public chef too...

[Dominick Smorto @dsmorto]

@luisjgomez since I’m too stupid to read an actual book when is Knives and Spoons coming to audible?

[Dominick Smorto @dsmorto]

@SeanFennessey I was at the game. When I saw the lineup I was embarrassed. What’s worse is with how close it was even 1 guy swapped out for a decent starter may have helped. They tried to lose this game with that lineup

[Dominick Smorto @dsmorto]

@FanDuel_Racing Nope. Down again

[New York Mets @Mets]

Let's have some rain delay fun.

If this gets 3,000 reposts by the time we resume, we'll give away a Pete Alonso signed baseball!

[Awful Announcing @awfulannouncing]

This is a particularly bad day for MLB TV to have an outage.

[Dominick Smorto @dsmorto]

@SNY_Mets @SNYtv Wish I could watch. @mlb garbage app isn’t working

[Dominick Smorto @dsmorto]

@MLB so glad I paid for your app to not work on opening day. Some disappointed children here.

[Dominick Smorto @dsmorto]

Ohtani must have a lot of money on this game…#mets

[Dominick Smorto @dsmorto]

@TheRewatchables Why wasn’t CR wheeled out like Lecter? @ChrisRyan77

[Dominick Smorto @dsmorto]

@LexG_III Had to look this movie up and was just blown away by this:

[Dominick Smorto @dsmorto]

@LexG_III My wife is a surgeon. We had to leave “Limitless” because she was on call and had to go in. To this day I still haven’t seen the last 45 or so minutes

[Dominick Smorto @dsmorto]

@LexG_III I was 8 and with a group of friends one of whom parents brought us. I made my sister take me to get popcorn when Baldwin and Davis died. I was so confused the rest of the movie. To this day I refuse to get up during a movie because of that

[Dominick Smorto @dsmorto]

@AkilahObviously Nurse ratched

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RT @ChrisMurphyCT: This is the kind weak cry-for-help misogynist shitstorm that is coming. Be ready.

[Dominick Smorto @dsmorto]

@LexG_III It’s for water pressure. The water goes up to them then flows down to the apartments. Tbis downward flow helps water pressure

[Dominick Smorto @dsmorto]

@LexG_III In 2001 I was at Megadeth at Irving plaza and was in a VIP area cause I worked for a sponsor of the show. I was so drunk and threw up on the floor next to a table with a bunch of the band family
Members.

[Shea Serrano @SheaSerrano]

it’s crazy that someone tonight probably had their hand on drake’s shoulder lying to him like “it actually wasn’t even that cool of a concert”

[Dominick Smorto @dsmorto]

“Challengers”-2024

[Mr. Met @MrMet]

Hangin’ with our buddy Grimace 🤗

[Dominick Smorto @dsmorto]

@LexG_III Always love a SIT reference

[Joe Biden @JoeBiden]

Congratulations, Donald. Quite the accomplishment.