D. S. Nettleton

If you don't get the joke, you are the joke.

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If you accept only the parts of the Gospel you agree with, it's not the Gospel that you believe in, but yourself.
--St. Augustine

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@benz145 Even well-known franchises are smart enough to drop their logo at the end.

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@Ersin0X I believe she just made that man pregnant.

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@WBRZ Did Guiermo Del Toro take the mugshot?

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@Tyler_McV I haven't finished a single Half Life game, but I've completed both Portal games, including Portal 2's co-op. They're probably not better objectively, but I enjoyed them more.

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@HazelAppleyard Which diapers are they/them going to buy for it?

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@Sofia50020Sofia Nope. She'd live off welfare.

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@4thOfJuly365 Nate Bargatze is one of the most popular stand-up comedians right now. I think the trend you're alluding to is why.

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@EveKeneinan Liberalism in a nutshell.

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@acnewsitics

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@acnewsitics Trump knows you can't argue with retards. 🙄

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@jardelito Activated Charcoal.

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@verbalriotshow Exhibit A: She's still in the bookstore.

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@SantaDecides Well, there was that one time at the council of Nicea, but I think you were in the right.

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@halenhargreevs Walkabout Mini golf

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@GrowingUpRetro Nobody's going to talk about that random ass comma?

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Did Paramount plus just disable starlink connections?

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@BellaBaddie__ Hollywood.

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@Logically_JC He did. The state bailed him out.

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@royermattw This is literally the only government spending I've heard liberals complain about. 😂

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@1GamewithDave1 Metroid