Porter Stout

He/him/they. Worker. 🌈 Ally. Loves plant-based beer. Looking for the joke with a microscope.

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@RottenInDenmark I tend to read that as "the left won't passively accept my criticism".

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@DaltonRoss Agree 💯. At the VERY least give them 24 hours at Ponderosa and then do the after-show. I'd be chugging champagne just like Cass if I was in her shoes.

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@FINALLEVEL @PublicEnemyFTP @kingtla The good ol days, just before the powers that be decided Chuck, Ice & Luke were trying to end civilization.

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@ijbailey They just keep on trying to push him out of the picture without getting their fingerprints on it.

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@ryanlcooper He was a speechwriter, Glenn. You're really stretching the faux outrage, pal.

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@MollyJongFast I can guarantee you that Lesser Laxalt had a major edge among our red rurals with landlines. Guess nobody could be bothered to find us CCM voters with mailboxes.

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@RalstonReports My first election. Alas, Lombardo is no Dick Bryan. Can only hope Lesser Laxalt doesn't pull a Chic Hecht.

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@grandmanys @natalie_allison @StephenM The NV secretary of state is a Republican.

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@FINALLEVEL They're not just for breakfast anymore.

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@MollyJongFast Incredible how their brains switch between "just being near it putting cops in the ER" to "kids popping it like candy" and not malfunction.

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@MSignorile @frozenindrum Any town of 10,000 that had 1 murder last year had a higher murder rate than NYC.

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@ClueHeywood 🎶Just take that old iPod off the shelf / and listen to those Napster downloads by myself 🎶

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@ParkerMolloy Kurt Rambis vibes.

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@patriottakes Yes, the anti-maskers and anti-vaxxers were sitting so still we barely noticed them.

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@SollenbergerRC He was a General in New Jersey for a couple of years.

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@TheOnion "People play 200-year-old violins all the time and you never hear a peep!"

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@THR At least Lorne is at the helm unlike the 1980 overhaul debacle.

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@nytimes 3/6. Streak is now at 70.

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@washingtonpost "Who's making money off of this" is always the first question to ask when the Right pulls a stunt.

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@billboard They're "dusty" from building the framework his young ass is benefiting from.