David Spitzfaden

Three standard Dave-iations above the average.

[David Spitzfaden @dspitz14]

Having all the food groups today:
Tacos, pizza, burgers

[Academic Chatter™ @AcademicChatter]

I highly recommend the Pomodoro method: 25 minutes of work followed by a 5 week break.

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Tech bro:3D printer::Teacher:Cricut

[b-boy bouiebaisse @jbouie]

this is a kill shot https://t.co/XWFUZjaefH

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Data dev teams and obscure lotr references for library names- name a more iconic duo

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Solve animations immediately make an average crossword an above average crossword

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Having existential crisis today

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Texts from dad

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@mikeeilbacher So is hamburger helper tho 😂

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Twitter reacting to NyTimes being out of touch today like they didn’t share recipes for homemade hamburger helper and skillet cinnamon sugar toast the past two days 😂😂 of course they’re out of touch with reality

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@cerebellarcork @RECHingball @cerebellarcork this is something only a Wordle cheater would ask

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@lamphierpackman Idk mr lamphier- I thought the incomplete pass to Adams, run from jones, incomplete lob to a double-teamed Adams, punt was very creative

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If you don't prioritize vowels and RSTLN in your first word, your family clearly didn't wait 'til after the bonus round to eat dinner growing up

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You tell who a boomer’s favorite child is by who’s in their phone as ICE ICE

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Ermahgerd omicron

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“Hey this movie about me is the best movie I have ever seen.”

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if it wasn't produced on the baja peninsula, then it's technically not baja blast

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Another @Jeopardy tweet- why isn't will shortz in the line up?

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Love that Aaron Rodgers is jeopardy! host. Hate that Aaron Rodgers is a Disney adult?

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Hard to know which piece of heavy machinery I relate to more in this photo