Dane Sprague

[Dane Sprague @dsprague3]

@weehawkennj @hudson_reporter Maybe the dog parks should be closed in addition to other parks? Don’t think this quite meets #SocialDistancing protocol. @GovMurphy

[Dane Sprague @dsprague3]

@dtemple35 @espn @MikeAndMike @TMZ @POTUS They lost @dtemple35 when they lost Skip Bayless.

[Dane Sprague @dsprague3]

@wrascal26 Can't wait for the Cartel 💰to roll in big on Canelo so we can bet the house on GGG.

[Dane Sprague @dsprague3]

@ChadChristo @dtemple35 @tiny_package @sixers @OrlandoMagic That is correct @ChadChristo

[Dane Sprague @dsprague3]

@ChadChristo @tiny_package perhaps we should have an honorary viewing of Labyrinth in Vail? Or maybe just prance around in Bowie's tights?

[Dane Sprague @dsprague3]

LIVE on #Periscope https://t.co/QNdKHoRWb5

[Dane Sprague @dsprague3]

@wrascal26 put him in a body bag.

[Dane Sprague @dsprague3]

@dtemple35 the least of your worries. It's only going to bite harder the older they get. #karma

[Dane Sprague @dsprague3]

“@CoreySeidman: Ryan Howard hitting .288/.388/.466 over his last 20 games and .353 with 7 walks over his last 10. Heatin' up” Extension!!

[Dane Sprague @dsprague3]

“@CoreySeidman: Ryan Howard hitting 288/.388/.466 over last 20 games and .353 with 7 walks in last 10. Heatin' up”. This is a joke, right?

[Dane Sprague @dsprague3]

“@Buster_ESPN: Apparently, the Phillies' rebuilding effort hinges on the work of rival executives. http://t.co/2NSTRiZg2D”. Christ.

[Dane Sprague @dsprague3]

Good news @Christglider, it's safe to watch #Jeopardy again. Lights out for that hag.

[michael vm @mrmichaelvm]

it's been a long time coming but it's finally here!!!
our record release party is TONIGHT at Baby's All Right... http://t.co/bVddFY03VU

[Dane Sprague @dsprague3]

@Deadspin @wrascal26 Read the comments, his wife is regularly thrown out of games as well. Phils fans still give him fist pumps though.

[Dane Sprague @dsprague3]

“@RollingStone: here's an oral history of #BrokenLizard's classic #SuperTroopers: http://t.co/GPnYStXH6I” Super Troopers 2 in the works.

[Dane Sprague @dsprague3]

“@ToddZolecki: Phillies also have released C Lou Marson. Another one of @tiny_package can't miss minor leaguers...

[Dane Sprague @dsprague3]

“@CityofHoboken: Observer Hwy temp closed due to main leak. Only took me 50 minutes to get out of town this morning. Thanks @dawnzimmernj!

[Dane Sprague @dsprague3]

Clearly, cans > bottles @mcalderone @Mr_Iz #njbiz

[Dane Sprague @dsprague3]

@Mr_Iz been on a few few zapois where alcohol "not meant for consumption" was involved.

[Dane Sprague @dsprague3]

“@nypost: boss doles out end-of-year bonuses based on who can out-drink him http://t.co/Pu7dUnESFG”. @Mr_Iz might enter another tax bracket