B: (sees whiskey being packed for a trip) Is that beer? M: No. That’s country beer. B: Huh? M: Yeah. It’s for people that live out in the country that don’t drink beer, only the hard stuff. Henceforth, my whiskey is “country beer.” #kidquotes#whiskey
My kids continue to educate me on the important things in life. My 11 year old taught me about a “nope rope”. It’s a literal snake in a toilet. Definitely a “nope.” #nope#kidquotes#checkbeforeyousit
After being “voluntold” to perform in my oldest daughter’s video; Britton’s review was as follows: B: “Wow dad, you’re pretty good. Me: “Thanks!” B: “I don’t think that’s saying much dad.” #kidquotes#brittonwisdom