Dustin

Here for entertainment purposes only. I tweet while drunk.

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@JDUBYA333 @espn Your programming usually looks like it is filmed through a dirty gloryhole with a cracked lens and a dying flashlight.

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@JDUBYA333 @espn @espn Bro, the Orlando Storm vs Louisville Kings is popping off in crisp 4K on Fox like it’s the Super Bowl… meanwhile ESPN’s got me squinting at every other game in 720p potato vision like it’s a 2005 YouTube clip.

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@JDUBYA333 @espn @FOXSports Are you not embarrassed, or do you just enjoy blue-balling your viewers with this 1999 quality fuckery? Fix your shit before I abandon you for @foxsports and start furiously masturbating to actual visual clarity. 😂📺💦

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@JDUBYA333 @espn @FOXSports Y’all got 4K cameras constantly shoved up Stephen A. Smith’s ass for those hot takes, but can’t spare one for actual sports? Are you saving the good resolution for his daily prostate exam? 😂 Fix your shit!!

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@stevenedlin @JDUBYA333 @espn

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@JDUBYA333 @espn

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@JDUBYA333 @espn Evolution? Get it together @espn!!

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@KySportsRadio What’s crazy to me is that’s crazy to me. Crazy.

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@KySportsRadio

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@KentuckyKroge @vincemarrow @RoushKSR

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@KentuckyKroge @vincemarrow @RoushKSR O.J. got loose, but didn’t lose. See how I did that @vincemarrow?

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@vincemarrow @RoushKSR A groan man should know the difference in loose and lose.

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@KySportsRadio 9 games played over 2 years at UK with 14 total tackles. Good luck to him.

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@TennisWrld @sean___Bowman @leek_trilli And where can they be found? Asking for a friend.

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@GeauxDuck Geaux try some other click bait, this didn’t work…

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@stevenedlin @YouTubeTV @espn

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@vincemarrow Did you just finish another steak at Jeff Ruby’s?

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@USPSHelp What do I need to do to have my package delivered? It has not moved in over two weeks.

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@BRamseyKSR Losing does stink. Good thing they didn’t lose. Go ‘Cats!