Dsu Squad

keeping track of all the stupid and funny stuff we say over the next four years

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"How to get a good bite, latch and pull"

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"Hey kid have you lost your mom?" "I know I'm a baby face leave me alone!"

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"I keep hearing clanking in my trunk and then I realize there is a kid in my trunk"

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"I always thought on Black Fridays that black people got stuff for free"

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*ringtone is barking* "whose dog is in here?" *answers own phone*

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"You queen B?" "nah I'm queen J, no queen BJ. Wait no!"

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"I got my hair highlighted in 6th grade."

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"You know when you knock on a hard door" "All doors are hard"

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"Netflix and chill with no tv"