dylan

I used to have goals and ambitions, but that all changed when the fire nation attacked.

[dylan @dswarbrick97]

@PokemonRestocks It’s legit unbelievable they sell out that fast

[dylan @dswarbrick97]

I don’t believe karma punishes good or bad people. It’s random and some of us draw shitty hands

[dylan @dswarbrick97]

Ran my foot over with a lawnmower so naturally I’ve played 176 hours of Pokémon this week to heal

[dylan @dswarbrick97]

I haven’t been feeling very gohan with a bottle of henny lately

[dylan @dswarbrick97]

I know there’s plenty of other girls that will break my heart so why do I want my heart broken over and over by the same person?

[dylan @dswarbrick97]

She deserves an Oscar for her performance

[dylan @dswarbrick97]

I do fine in person but once it’s time to text I just imagine her and her friends are drinking wine and roasting every stupid text I send

[dylan @dswarbrick97]

I’ve got to be bottom 3 texters in the world

[dylan @dswarbrick97]

@kbwwww No but for real, I never lie. If I start to lie, the self destruct countdown starts. I bet my mom planted a chip or something in my c4 vertebrae when I was a kid.

[dylan @dswarbrick97]

Prolly the gold standard or sum idk

[dylan @dswarbrick97]

Why must the good die young

[JG Quintel @JGQuintel]

It’s true, Close Enough is ending after 3 seasons. I feel fortunate to have worked on this project with so many talented people. Thank you to everyone that helped bring it to life, and to everyone who watched!