when the dying sun paints the sky red with Van Gogh-like strokes and the light flares like my ancestors dancing in the sky i will tweet about that shit
Singing pretty woman in the park when I heard the cat. Cat needed help, I found people to hold my dog and got cat down but its paws were hurt. I think the people taking her were maybe mulling over what to do and I was just like, my jobs done. Ima fireman? #cat#cats#CatRescue
#aita I'm keeping the ladder my neighbor lent me because he borrowed a power tool maybe over a decade ago and never gave it back. I keep feeling bad but then I remember for 10 years he couldn't care less but now that he wants his ladder back he wants to make it up to me... =/
tech guy with capitol wants to buy media / social communication company. Brazen privileged idiot desperately wants a functional media site. Both seem to take issue with the way the company is run and it doesn't seem to want them running it. Whatever shall we do? #ElonMuskTwitter
I draw caricatures of celebrities for their birthday. Today I didn't remember Sarah McLachlan. I guess that answers that question. .... Chi bee dow dow ba-dow...
@TheSocietyLLC 1pt for turnover 1 pt for td. Special teams block =1 pt defense because you stopped them, special teams td after a block is another 1 pt. Special teams returns are 1 pt offense.