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[idk no mo! @Tl_mooh]

equity wanataka niclear loan by monday to avoid legal recovery or auctioneer action na mimi sina kazi akiz

[BENZO-KAZOOIE @BENZOTOOIE]

All week my daughter’s been giving me her stuffed unicorn to take to work.
This morning I went to grab it and she goes “No daddy, unicorn can have the day off today.”

Man, fuck that unicorn.

[Okong' Okuna @XivTroy]

Please don't ask for Uber money to the initial dates if you're anything above 28. Or to be picked up. It's a total turn off. Get other cheaper means or get your priorities straight. You can't be 35 asking for Uber money, man. It smacks lunacy. And an egregious lack of seriousness.

I would sooner you postponed the date until such a time you can afford an Uber, if you must use it. There are buses. There are motorcycles. Find your way to the date if it's really a date you seek. I don't want to get you an Uber, not because I can't but because I do not wish to validate that kind of irresponsibility in an adult.

[♡ @velunehq]

Redamancy

[Byrent @ByrentChumo]

Your childhood friends will never respect you, even if you become the President of North Korea.

[gum @vibetogum]

eminem knew what he was doing when he sampled this classic

[Rolivhuwa 🫶🏾 @ReezaySA]

My new favorite weekend video 😩😩

[badger @badger69420]

Apple doesn't fall far from the tree

[Okong' Okuna @XivTroy]

Coming home from work to find that your girlfriend has given away the vest you bought in second year of campus, 10 years ago.

[J @OnlyPlayer_J]

Kids are now pausing their street games so I can pass.

[Baba Ramilah ❁ @HeemMufc]

There will be always a video of Dj Shiti you've never watched I swear 😂😂

[Eng.Kogi🔨 @John63681549]

Minister of enjoyment🤓.

[Murage Ngunjiri @jmuragengunjiri]

Fred Matiang'i shares how he was appointed Cabinet Secretary in former President Uhuru Kenyatta's government despite having no political background.

[𝐉!𝐌𝐌𝐘 🔰 @kafangi]

Youngblood ukipata place unaweza get pesa treat it with utmost care and respect. Huku nje watu wanakapitia just to put something on their mouths. There's nothing to be happy about being unemployed. Stay guided.

[DAMOLA 🏀⚽️ ⚾️🔞 @holardamolar]

“I have tasted the genuine desire of a woman in love, therefore I can no longer chase women.” realest talk.

[𝑾𝒊𝒍𝒔𝒐𝒏🎭 @wil_sonn1]

Rider: fdgyhjhxfh ghjuffdgg
Customer: Eeh ruto ni mwizi

Rider: Nasema mia utaweka kwa paybill ya sifuna alafu balance unipee

[DesiEsco🇮🇳 @DesiEsco7]

AI will take over the jobs in India

meanwhile AI in india-

[Reads with Ravi @readswithravi]

I’m in love with this sentence:

“After getting what you manifested, ask for discipline to keep it and wisdom to multiply it.”

[wairimu mbugua @WAIRIMU106]

Today I’m gonna bet on myself

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If you’re looking for someone you can trust with your laundry, I’d love the opportunity to serve you. And if you can’t book today, a like, repost, or referral would mean so much to a small business that’s just getting started.

Thank you for supporting local businesses and helping dreams grow. ❤️

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