Danny Taylor

Self-proclaimed connoisseur of music, coffee, plaid shirts, scotch, and old-fashioned handy work. I dabble in marketing and music-making.

[Danny Taylor @dtay15]

Who’s using the most forward tilt setting on a car headrest… and what’s wrong with you?

[Danny Taylor @dtay15]

I think Mendoza is a great kid, teammate, family guy, and player, but as a Broncos fan I really hope he’s a bust. #fucktheraiders #mendozadontsign #demandatrade #pullanElway #rebuildtonowhere

[Danny Taylor @dtay15]

You need to let me update what sports notifications I want, @fuboTV or they’re all getting turned off. I DGAF about random college bball games before March! Also, mild complaint… how do you not know what game I’m already watching? Work on your suppression lists

[Danny Taylor @dtay15]

What is happening with the @CollegeGameDay audio? Why are we hearing all the reverb like it’s over a speaker system?

[Danny Taylor @dtay15]

I could use help @allinkid @MatthewBerryTMR for a $200, 2 keeper league... keep B. Bowers for $7 (obvious choice) and then either K. Williams for $10 or BTJ for $5?

[Danny Taylor @dtay15]

Hey @hbomax even though you’re having an identity crisis, you don’t need my data too. Just play movies for the money I’m already paying for.

[Danny Taylor @dtay15]

Screw you @SouthwestAir I changed my flight due to Midwest weather for an extra $278 after customer service said they couldn’t do anything in advance. And now my flight has 30 extra seats (per your gate agent). Thanks so much for your always A+ rates on a flight no one wanted

[Danny Taylor @dtay15]

Thanks @hulu for reminding me I’ve been meaning to switch back to @fuboTV from your subpar live tv. You’re so helpful!

[Danny Taylor @dtay15]

@hulu_support anytime the Malibu ad runs it freezes and won’t continue playback on my fire TV. Not worth my $90 per month to use you… might have to go back to @fuboTV

[Danny Taylor @dtay15]

Just found out where the JW family that always comes to my door early on weekend mornings live, guess who will be bothered every Friday night at 11pm from now on?

[Danny Taylor @dtay15]

Bo Nix realizing he’s 45 yo and still hasn’t won anything…

[Danny Taylor @dtay15]

Looks like Dwight finally got Jim back for the endless wire prank @johnkrasinski @rainnwilson #jackryan

[Danny Taylor @dtay15]

Not making the best case so far during my trial… @Visible #denver

[Dez Bryant @DezBryant]

WE NEED TO CANCEL @RealSkipBayless ASAP!!!

[Danny Taylor @dtay15]

@anezbitt If you don’t think this is exactly how a corporation would respond you’ve got to be living under a rock.

[Danny Taylor @dtay15]

The real grinch of 2022, thanks for ruining Christmas @SouthwestAir

[Danny Taylor @dtay15]

@DangeRussWilson Jesus is literally in Heaven saying, “Fuck, Russ, really? I gave it all to you.”

[Danny Taylor @dtay15]

@DangeRussWilson I love Jesus, but bro you gotta do your job better. I woulda been fired 3 weeks ago if I performed like you.

[Danny Taylor @dtay15]

For years I hated @DangeRussWilson cause he humiliated us (@Broncos), and cause he’s fake-ass in every press setting. Now I hate him cause he’s a terrible QB who can’t read a pocket or make a decision to (literally) save his life.

[Danny Taylor @dtay15]

Anyone at @Broncos thought about getting Russ a @HelloFresh membership? Seems he forgot how to cook…