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[Air @ayoair]

and if you see me celebrating Fourth of July it’s bc I like burgers not bc I support this government

[soup🍓 @thrluv]

“i asked chat gpt” well i asked tupac & he said that’s why he fucked your bitch you fat motherfucker

[D @dteague_]

Craving sushi in the desert is heartbreaking

[dior ✞ @deeore5]

twitter is like a psych ward with no staff

[Dr. 4fo4.0 † @mslajonmaw]

I wish you all knew how funny I really am. It’s unfathomable.

[DR22 Ω 🪬🎭 @DejaRu22]

Knowing a guy who knows a guy is one of the most valuable things in the entire world.

[kas𓆩ꨄ︎𓆪 @urth2kas]

we could be 5 minutes into talking and you could tell me you love me and i wouldn’t even think you’re crazy , i understand

[Malcolm Xcellent @J_Nova_Kane]

Cake is just gay bread

[Nik @Nik_Lombardi]

being a double cheeked up cutie patootie with a heart of gold is crazy but alas here we are

[johnjohn❉ @taxevaderjohn]

i’m sorry i care so much and my ass is so fat and i see love in everything

[Soleil @soleiljolina]

For Halloween we should be in love

[Big Choctaw @Derekalexander_]

dang everybody got a kid. i'ma get a burger

[RB @rbisrb]

Sign of the Times...

[Corn ✧⍣ @cornski]

still the funniest tweet ever cuz i aint even know

[D @dteague_]

Yall wouldn’t believe how many different species of cactus there are in tx

[D @dteague_]

I found a plug 🫶🏼

[jynx @jynxbby]

“are you seeing anyone” like hallucinating?