David Teo

grond

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i have never more earnestly desired a machine

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Louisville, Kentucky fused midwestern and southern energies. Menards AND Waffle House within two blocks? The aura of this city is off the charts.

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@Lexus Make another. PLEASE.

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*When you harbor unforgiveness in your heart*

Spiritual oppression:

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The same yearnings that cause girls to want bangs cause men to grow mustaches

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How are we still in a national coin shortage?

If banks went to a couple junkyards and grabbed the coins between seats and center console of wrecked cars we’d be good.

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every girls house has a Brita they bought at Target

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Me seeing $200k+ supercars driving in the snow vs the thought of driving my 18 year old 253k mile salvage title Japanese hatchback in the snow

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CONFIRMED: JESUS NOT AMERICAN CITIZEN

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You ever just wanna greet the homies with a holy kiss

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It’s not real Asian takeout if the owner’s kids aren’t hanging out behind the counter

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kitchen water tastes better than bathroom sink water and nobody knows why. scientists are baffled.

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Has your “let’s get married if we’re still both single at 40” friend gotten married already or is it just me

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@lordjjaximus Yes

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So does anyone else try and bite goldfish down the outside seam or are you normal?

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Paul in Athens:

“Your gods?
WACK
The way they need temples?
WACK
The way they need to be served by people?
WACK
They didn’t create the world?
WACK
They’re made from gold or silver or stone?
WACK

My God?! HE’S TIGHT AS FR*CK!”

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@anygordita “I’m going to kill my husband”

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Two comments on clothes have I received this week:

1. How many times are you gonna change today?

&

2. Is that the same white shirt you’ve been wearing these past 3 days?

there is no middle ground.

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Maybe during this extra time home, you'll actually start working through your backlog of unedited photos.

But are you?

hm.

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@Sterlingmills22 Okay but this film stock!!! This is how photos looked *back then* Is this expired/preserved???