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Cancer survivor. Mostly here for the puns. My latest project:

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@malenchi_alex Switched in the 90's... The insufferable smugness will come naturally. Just give it a few days.

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@butchewing Sell arms to Iran, in direct violation of the ongoing embargo. Note, I can't take credit for this idea.

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@RYoungNY Yes Ryan, it was

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@matteocollina TLDRYOLOLGTM

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@_anniebabannie_ A deal was made

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@seldo Back then, you could DDoS yourself by going mildly viral.

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I have a question for experienced #teachers: Have you observed a downward trend in the willingness of students to collaborate with their teammates (Group Projects).

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@karlgroves @jquery Same. It was a blessing back in the non-standards dark days (Prototype too). My sentiment to John Resig and the jQuery contributors will always be "Thank you for enabling me to spend more time with my family."

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@ohhoe The new Prius looks pretty cool/sporty. It's a little more $$$ but has amazing MPG to offset. My kid has one and I like driving it.

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@seldo Why are you doing this Laurie? What do you hope to gain by making old people feel, uhm, old?

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@cooltechtipz I had to try this because I was skeptical. It worked first try and looked good, but it's not a Windsor. It'll come loose easily. Perfect for a kid, though.

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@getifyX XSLT... Peace to all the XML haters, but it's fast AF and is so perfectly suited for rendering HTML that it's like the whole language was purpose-built to do that. Oh, wait, it was :-P

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@America1stLegal This is some of @TheOnion 's best work ever

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@brianleroux @JohnPhamous I confess to overlooking "aesthetics" and only registering "UI" in your tweet. It's all clear now.

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@brianleroux @JohnPhamous Unless (one hour a year) X (the number of domains you're responsible for) = enough that UI/UX matters

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@trek Also, get their email passwords if you can. It's the key to password resets and access to all those online things you will need (including the little things that nobody will remember until later).

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@karlgroves My '70 was my first car as well. Looking forward to seeing pics when you are finished.

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@karlgroves Exciting! Is it a '75? I had a '70. Total death trap, but I loved it.

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@brad_frost .bat for sure

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@getifyX ~ Reeeeaaaal Operaaaaator...
Coast to coast, L.A. to Chicago, shift it right,
Put results, back into the left side,
Fuck the siiiiign ~