Dylan Thacker

smiling is contagious

[Dylan Thacker @dthack00]

I heard a girl say that guys should be more in touch with their feminine side, so I ran over 3 curbs today and just laughed about it.. this kinda fun yo.

[Dylan Thacker @dthack00]

I work around people that drink gas station tweaker for breakfast. That being said, if you think I can be surprised.. well think again.

[toxic king @toxicking]

If i don't text you saying Happy New Year we still gang i’m just lazy

[Dylan Thacker @dthack00]

If I let you out in traffic this week and you don’t give me one of them little friendly waves.. I’ll probably just ram your car.

[Dylan Thacker @dthack00]

Elf on the shelf for people that don’t discipline their kids.

[Dylan Thacker @dthack00]

Me - gross

Kali - yea that’s pretty discrusting

Me - hmmm.. yes discrusting 🧐

[Dylan Thacker @dthack00]

FYI after tonight I’m 1-32 on 50/50 burger wins at jjs. 🥇

[Dylan Thacker @dthack00]

@danmflowery or an American icon? 🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸

[Dylan Thacker @dthack00]

I need to apologize to @tacobell for me not recognizing the greatness of the Mexican pizza…

Sincerely, DT

[Dylan Thacker @dthack00]

Man if you ain’t makin money you ain’t makin sense

[sandra 🤠 @sandra32gonza]

The dmv be like you forgot to bring the Declaration of Independence

[Dylan Thacker @dthack00]

One like and I’ll dome someones kid with an Easter egg this Sunday.. amen.

[Dylan Thacker @dthack00]

Your friends out here looking down on me b/c you only told them one half the story 🤥

[Dylan Thacker @dthack00]

@PrestonDeshaun Planning? I went floating 2 weeks ago my dude.. 👀

[Dylan Thacker @dthack00]

Some y’all so fake on the gram. Yk ik

[Dylan Thacker @dthack00]

Only reason I shop at target is b/c they bags fit in my bathroom trash can better than the ones from Walmart.

[Dylan Thacker @dthack00]

@danmflowery @Reasons14 @RemkoRinkema @Miguel_Fiesta If I remember right those were the slickest chips I have ever touched. Not sure if it was chicken grease or anointing oil.. didn’t matter to much seeing that @danmflowery , @Miguel_Fiesta ,and the stripper swiped em from me pretty quick. 😂

[Koe Wetzel @KoeWetzel]

If you don’t push the buggy as fast as you can coming out of the grocery store and ride it till it stops i can’t fux witchu.

[Dylan Thacker @dthack00]

Fast and furious is a Christmas movie and idc what you think.