Dewey (─‿‿─)

exactly 69” in height and wingspan

[Dewey (─‿‿─) @dthedewster]

I’m not dead I’m going on a social media hiatus, pls send memes to me in the meantime I will get back to u in 6-9 business months <3 :))!

[Hypixel Server @HypixelNetwork]

Words cannot describe how we, the entire Hypixel Team, are feeling today. Technoblade will always be remembered as one of our best, right from the start. Simon has released a statement from himself and the Hypixel Team, you can find it here > https://t.co/5HYjKsCYs4

[RyanTheScion @ryan_scion]

🐷 👑 - the best potato farmer to grace this earth

[K E L L I @thatkelligirll]

she's a 10 but she talks to animals like they're gonna respond

[Dewey (─‿‿─) @dthedewster]

It’s called COLLECTIVE coping

[Dewey (─‿‿─) @dthedewster]

@ryan_scion Ryan u good homie?

[Dewey (─‿‿─) @dthedewster]

When you when you when when when when you

[Dewey (─‿‿─) @dthedewster]

Fuck fuck fuck duck duck duck c fuckw

[Dewey (─‿‿─) @dthedewster]

How tf do non asexual ppl make the jump from “hmm their face is aesthetically pleasing” to “yup I wanna sit on it”

[Dewey (─‿‿─) @dthedewster]

Respectfully, I’m too pretty to deal with this shit

[Dewey (─‿‿─) @dthedewster]

Damn my stonks falling harder than my mental health rn

[Dewey (─‿‿─) @dthedewster]

I mean, that’d literally be the entire consumerist fast fashion industry dealt with

[Dewey (─‿‿─) @dthedewster]

Also why can’t we just wear the same outfit everyday like a cartoon character or something

[Dewey (─‿‿─) @dthedewster]

Medusa would have 0 effect on me cuz I don’t like eye contact

[Dewey (─‿‿─) @dthedewster]

Aight who tf hurt the tik tok pizza guy

[Dewey (─‿‿─) @dthedewster]

Pretty people with S-tier personalities >>>

[Dewey (─‿‿─) @dthedewster]

“You smell good” >>>

[Dewey (─‿‿─) @dthedewster]

I need to stop opening Twitter

[Dewey (─‿‿─) @dthedewster]

This summer’s vibes is gonna be sour patch kids by Bryce Vine

[Dewey (─‿‿─) @dthedewster]

@yeahliko Alaska is also a great choice