Dave

the bold bad bleak boy of the storybooks

[Dave @DtheDouche]

Making a serious attempt to learn to use chopsticks for the very first time as you’re pushing thirty is an experience of incomparable humiliation. Can’t possibly recommend it strongly enough.

[Dave @DtheDouche]

*so drunk I sit on my balls 12 consecutive times* coaster enthusiast who calls his small titted gf the world’s greatest flat ride

[Dave @DtheDouche]

All girls really want to do is talk about the possibility someone “nutted” into the hand sanitizer you’re using.

[Dave @DtheDouche]

I’m the psycho who knocks on locked bathroom doors. I will not be judged for my petty actions against the peace of society.

[Dave @DtheDouche]

@StephenR77 know eye m naught

[Dave @DtheDouche]

lmao

[Don Hughes @getfiscal]

This map shows what the election results would have been if left-communists had been convinced that Corbyn would have abolished the commodity-form. Instead, they stayed home. There's a lesson in there somewhere.

[Dave @DtheDouche]

Cool to see new talents from the Balkans being amplified.

[ICE T @FINALLEVEL]

I remember when I said I had breakfast at IHOP or Denny’s.. MFs lost it..! Like there’s some GUCCI egg somewhere I should be eating.. lol smh

[Dave @DtheDouche]

that Great America shooting scare was the craziest fucking thing I've ever seen

[Dave @DtheDouche]

@StephenR77 Lot going on here

[Dave @DtheDouche]

@VK_HM I don't make that association at all (not even familiar with Ronseal), but I have encountered it idiomatically.

[Dave @DtheDouche]

To be so insecure that the slightest sign of approval means as much as the most thunderous ovation...this is what it is, to be truly blessed.

[Dave @DtheDouche]

If Succession is a comedy, the Thick of It is just as much a drama.

[Dave @DtheDouche]

wondering if crime does, in fact, pay. considering handing my resume to my local crime boss. can't hurt.