Dillan

Live for nothing, or die for something. he/him

[Dillan @dtiddtweets]

I think it’s funny when people’s bios don’t match their personality.

[Dillan @dtiddtweets]

Never stare down the barrel of a loaded gun.

[護衛艦 @GoldShipgaSuki]

オナニーした。シコった。イった。
イく寸前、亀頭にティッシュをかぶせようとした。
しかし今日のチンポは一味違った。精子が上ってきてから射精までのタイムが早すぎた。レコードだった。
ティッシュは到底間に合わず、発射された精液は大きな孤を描いた。ICBMだった。
そして精液は俺の顔と髪に

[Mia @love_____bug]

Love Island is like if Mr. Beast made porn

[nube☁️ • 👧🍵⏳🪶 @rdvelveties]

being an adult is looking at your 35 installed games on your desktop and deciding you're too tired for anything other than a youtube video

[MARVEL Tōkon News @TokonFighters]

They won’t meaty you again. Mash on wake up, coward.

[im unc @bl1sterex1sts]

You can afford to lose a year or two to your substance abuse arc

[BASED SAVAGE @crackcobain__]

Women wit BPD be straight up terrorist and I will not elaborate on this at all

[Alec the Rock!🎸💕 @AlecAckerman4]

Cuando estamos hablando de los mejores juegos de la historia y llega el fan de tlou

[Josef @Slither2006]

The Boys finale successfully rage baited Elon Musk and pissed off all the incels who loved the show/worshipped Homalander, all while the official The Boys twitter account is making Charlie Kirk jokes. This is the best send off the show could have ever gotten, it’s beautiful

[Dillan @dtiddtweets]

He deadass said that out loud. Big Yahu’s gotta be laying insane pipe.

[Aaron Rupar @atrupar]

Trump: "I'm right now at 99% in Israel. I could run for prime minister, so maybe after I do this, I'll go to Israel and run for prime minister."

[bailey💋 @baileybananapt2]

would love to hit the weed pen with starlight and MM actually

[Forte😶‍🌫️ @Forte4r]

please stop bringing your kids to the park I'm trying to smoke here

[Andyy @fw_andyyy]

i was born to smoke weed and eat pussy

[Bodie @bodie9210472856]

Grown man having a good day

[** @bigguccicraigy]

i just paid $43 to fill up my honda civic i just screamed trump name like mr. crocker

[whisper of runes @bleeppiee]

I’d rather live in Caelid than work 9-5

[bean smoothie™ @beansm00thie]

plan A is to lock in, plan B is to blow my shit smoove off

[redrum @griffisu]

taking a break from women to focus entirely on substance abuse