daniel t.

king of all things chill

[daniel t. @DTtilinfinity]

lovenotes & artbeats

[𓊓 @social_actavis]

it’s all water under the bridge man. dark dirty water under a horrible horrible bridge

[aether @bluewdrift]

After a certain age, you are no longer the product of your environment or how you were raised. It's a personal choice to live the way you do.

[aether @bluewdrift]

There is a Japanese Legend that says:

"Whether it's a machine, a house, or a relationship. Maintenance is always cheaper than repairing." What you don't maintain, you eventually lose.

[Zero @zerowontmiss]

Mexicans after watching The Odyssey

[daniel t. @DTtilinfinity]

That’s my quarterback

[Barstool Sports @barstoolsports]

Tony Romo just got the sickest edit of all time

[EsDeeKid @esdeekidd]

are you climbing this mountain for the world to see you or to see the world

[Today Years Old @todayyearsold]

This might be the craziest animal fact i’ve ever learned

[naiive @naiivememe]

eggs watching the rest of the fridge from their private balcony

[grace @agneswickfields]

ulf from hotd is depicting the realistic and gripping true story about how not being able to crack open a cold one with your boys can turn you to darkness

[Eric Thorvaldsson @SkolValdsson]

I laugh so hard whenever I come across this video.

[Cello/Phn @Cellowphane]

Salem would have had her set to broil by noon

[Natali Simmonds @NJSimmondsbooks]

Some might call all of this extra work pretentious but I think it's fun that Nolan challenges his creative teams. How cool they got the chance to learn from history and play replicas of ancient instruments. I appreciate this level of artistry and they look so proud of themselves.

[mason⸆⸉ 🌊☁️ | petal @portofino_view]

why is dick van dyke an acceptable name but pussy van faggot isn’t

[𝐉𝐮𝐬𝐭𝐲𝐧𝐓𝐲𝐦𝐞 @JustynTyme_]

The benefits of slapping a strapped-in load and saying 'That's not going anywhere'

[spongebobham2billion @spongebobhamtwo]

Shaving my balls before going to the dentist just in case

[Sophia Benoit @1followernodad]

Christopher Nolan didn’t have the balls to let the audience actually hear the siren’s song (Promiscuous by Nelly Furtado ft Timbaland)

[Bill Black @I_Lovemesome_Me]

I like my women like how I like my coffee

big titties

[Professional Vibe Curator 🦧🥇 @GumboGoon]

I act like I’m okay but deep down inside I want to go see The Odyssey again

[S★ @xxyllinn]

I don’t want to "download the app" to pay for parking. I don’t want to "create an account" to see a menu. I don’t want to "provide feedback" on a 30-second interaction. I just want to exist in the physical world without a digital leash.