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"Let me slip into something more comfortable," as I come out wearing a full body latex gimp suit

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@Bananingbangers no panties on rn Bananingbangers… n literally soakin the chair rn🔥

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@fxxdg1

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@fei593854287891 Are you of the homosexual persuasion?

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@killlikebutton The answer will shock you

[xbox 360 @xbawxbaws]

You can tell you got a hit tweet on your hands when you start getting the least funny replies you've ever seen in your life

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@rinmaxxing Hit a dispensary cart for the first time when i was 14 and greened so hard i shivered under the covers staring at the wall for like an hour

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@serumbanks Just start linking ur shit under bangers like those rage artist promos

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Dude are you for real smoking penis in my meemaws bathroom

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@playboicanine Apology coming soon

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I'm not fucking gay

[spongebobham2billion @spongebobhamtwo]

@n111kii Im not even gay

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June is just regular month to me. Just a glimpse into how gay my mind has become

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@Haircutdude7 Every time i go outside i start violently sweating and fidgeting if there are people my age within the vicinity

[jifya8 @jifysn]

"Big Chungus" just showed up at my door and tried to solicit a Penis Pump to me

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@n111kii Fuck you

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Teacher are we allowed to jelq during the presentation?

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@n111kii Can a guy not jelq? Whats with you and getting your accounts suspended? Make two jelq tweets and suddenly you're the fucking jelq guy whatever bro

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@pimpgod45 Will my balls and asshole work? I love you bleood ##RASKALL #SLATT ❤️