David

Rhymes with purple.

[David @dtuon]

@TeslaGong @elonmusk @teslaownersSV Go on the star link website and punch your address in.

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Back on Twitter..
How do i do this again?

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Wtf #Uber, driver circled me and canceled me, try to rebook and then surcharge.
Never felt so rejected in my life.
Decided to take a taxi, first time in 4 years.

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@Apple Imagine being the dude who approved the camera design..

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@theissling_andy @9NewsMelb This happened years ago, unfortunately... driver died 😢

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@pokebeach_wpm I was wondering, how do you even EV train in let’s go?

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Had a dream about sleep paralysis, or was it really sleep paralysis...

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An influx of iPhone X sales on the FB market page 😂

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Devoured a whole bag of CC’s chili pepper and sour cream in the car
It was amazing.

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Japan getting belted by Mother Nature,
A typhoon and then an earthquake?!

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Flying back to Melbourne then straight to the snow for the weekend ⛄️☃️⛄️

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Forgot Adelaide was half hour behind, could of had extra sleep 😢

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So much paper work goes into buying a house,
I’m fucking doneeeeeeeeee

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#Migoreng, when do you add the sauces/powder?

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What an amazing end to the week, beautiful day at Hotham, made up for the extreme conditions two days ago.
Having a blast with my new board! #nitro #afterlife #snowboard #mthotham

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Do you think Facebook tracks how many videos I end before the ad starts?

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Day 325 without sex:
Walked outside so I could get blown.
#melbourneweather

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But that #Shazam and #aquaman movie trailer 👌👌👌👌👌👌 can’t wait

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Not feeling the #teentitans movie...
Looks way too dark

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Getting fucked over doesn’t feel as bad after the 50th time.